I love nuns. I think it began when I was seven and my aunt told me that
Get thee to a nunnery
was one of Shakespeare’s jokes, and it was a ye olden slang term for bordello, as well as a place where nuns live.
When Vatican 2 hit, it changed nuns. They became hip, like Mary Tyler Moore in that movie with Elvis Presley (it sucked, IMO). And of course The Flying Nun.
Recently nuns have been getting grief from the Vatican for being outspoken.
No uppity nuns!
shrilled the churchmen.
But nuns are rad. Or as Colbert said,
Now the group of Catholic Sisters calling themselves Nuns on the Bus have kicked off their tour, though on their fist stop in Ames, Iowa, Republican (and Catholic) Congressman Steve King fled in terror:
leaving a small typed note taped on the door of his newly opened Ames office that said he was meeting with voters across his newly redrawn Iowa 4th Congressional District.
The nuns want to let elected officials know the wretched impact Senator Paul Ryan’s budget plan would have if it passes. But it looks like little Stevie was scared and ran off, leaving nary a staffer to be hospitable to the sisters. I hope he confesses his cowardice and inhospitality, and his priest gives him 30 full rosaries for being a chicken.