Stereotypes Begin Somewhere: Meet the Lingerie Model Who’s Voting for Mitt

 

Meet Trisha Patyas, lingerie model, self-proclaimed tanorexic, frequent reality show participant,  and

aspiring entrepreneur…er girl.

A few years ago, Trisha appeared on Tyra Banks’ talk show as a girl who gets her hair extensions removed. She was also featured on Millionaire Matchmaker as herself, America’s Got Talent as herself, Who Wants to Date a Comedian as herself; and for a tragic quick fame fix, on Judge Alex as herself, in a tussle of over paying her sister for hair dressing services. There are lots of YouTube videos of Trish as herself, talking about herself–and the products she buys and enjoys. She also has a blog where she writes about herself–and the products she buys and enjoys.

A Mitt Romney supporter who seems to be vying for Victoria Jackson’s seat on the  conservative fame whore crazy train, Trisha, a Catholic, wants everyone to know that she’s voting for Mitt

even though he’s not even Christian–he’s a Mormon

But he’s  super hot and gorgeous,

and we haven’t had a hot president since Kennedy, and we all know how that ended.

And because she has a kitten named Mittens who she calls Mitts.

So yay!  That’s like, a sign, right? And Mitt rhymes with tit! Just kidding! And I have two of those! No, that’s not the reason why I’m voting for him.

But she does think Mitt has a good running mate,

Ryan…It’s Ryan something, but I can’t remember,

unlike Sarah Palin who Trisha didn’t like, and who Trish feels cost McCain the election. Speaking of women, Trisha  reminds us that

All those who are saying like Republicans don’t like women, or whatever, well like, they are married to them. Whatever.

And while she admits she could

use some free Obamacare or whatever he’s pitching out there, I can’t vote for him, because he gonna take away my right to be a Catholic which he basically already has, and it’s turning into a tyranny, like socialism, like Mexico in the 1940s.

Best of all: Trisha is unsure if it was Ronald Reagan or Al Gore who promoted the

kinda liberal

“Vote or Die” slogan. (Neither. The slogan came out of Citizen Change, founded by P. Diddy in 2004, when John Kerry was the Democratic candidate running against George W. Bush). Ronald Reagan or Al Gore: Kinda liberal. You can’t make this stuff up!

Her video will make you weep for America. And throw up a little in your mouth. Don’t watch it while enjoying a beverage or you’ll spray the computer.

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Reagan Blood Auction Cancelled, but Ronnie Lives On -via Reagan.com

While the Ronald Reagan blood auction was cancelled –thwarting plans to develop DNA-cloned versions of Ronnie that could run for President forever– Reagan fans can still practice necrophilia with an @Reagan.com email address offered by the Gipper’s son Michael Reagan:

Reagan.com was founded through the efforts of The Reagan Group and a private venture management firm.

Michael Reagan is the founder and Chairman of the Reagan Group, and the son of former President Ronald Reagan and actress Jane Wyman.

Michael has authored many successful books and is a popular national speaker on issues related to conservative politics. He hosted a live radio show for over 26 years, syndicated by Premiere Radio Networks.

The Reagan Group is working with a private venture management firm, with expertise in the development and management of proprietary software systems used for reliable, confidential, transactions.

To insure the security of Reagan.com, and the privacy of our customers, it is our policy not to disclose the names of the partners involved.

Mission statement: At Reagan.com we respect your privacy and your freedom to decide who has access to your emails. To that end, our mission is to provide you with an affordable, secure, private email service that is accessible on all of your devices. Free email services are not truly free when your privacy is compromised.

And an @Reagan.com email address is not free either: The service costs $40/year. But think of the fun you could have with screennames:

WhiteHouseAssTrolloger@Reagan.com
RonZombie@Reagan.com
MommyNancy@Reagan.com
BFF_Bonzo@Reagan.com
Wheres.the.rest.of.me@Reagan.com
TrickleDown@Reagan.com
WelfareQueen@Reagan.com

Only thing is, will a site which promises privacy allow its members to have any screenname they choose? Or will they censor

(photoshop: JoeG)

Late Night: Is That a Ceiling Cat on Your Head, or Are You Running for President?


There is only one explanation for Donald Trump running for president: Trump is a counter-intelligence operative from LOLCATs, specifically the office of Basement Cat.

Mindless chaos makes sense. And maybe bread and circuses. But srsly, if Trump announces his campaign for presidency, it could disrupt NBC’s fall schedule — the announcement of which comes five days before the nuttimendalists are claiming Judgment Day will hit. Coincidence?

To paraphrase a line from the recent Trump roast, would America vote for a man whose autobiography has four Chapter 11s? Are we that celebrity struck, mindless and bloated? Yes, in the past Ronald Reagan, a not so great actor with scary hair and a weird tan, was elected President, but for Gods’ sakes he was an an actor. Trump is a salesman. And/or a better performance art piece than Sarah Palin designed to distract us from some real issues. And he’s endorsed by GaryOnly-Victoria-Jackson-is-CrazierBusey!

What would Trump do if elected President?

See here fellas…Kim, Jong, Il, whatever your first name is, you were not a team player and you spend your budget on mass games for which you could not sell advertising. And ratings stunk! Muammar, you spent your country’s budget on Bea Arthur’s wardrobe. It was a hard choice, but you’re both fired.


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