Imagine my joy Thusday morning when I discovered I had email from former President–and well known charmer–Bill Clinton with the subject header

Meeting you

I thought maybe like, my reputation had preceded me.

But alas, no. Bill Clinton’s missive  is but a mass mailer, providing a link to donate to Obama’s campaign and thus join in a sweepstakes to meet Bill–including airfare and hotel accommodations.

Coincidentally, the press is full of the photo of Clinton next to a trio of porn stars in Monaco at a benefit for the Prince Albert II of Monaco Foundation and the William J. Clinton Foundation. Granted, big donors get to take their picture with the hosts–that’s part of the ticket price, and one of the porntrixes posted the photo to her Twitter feed. But this photo in particular being  super hot in the media as Bill sends out his sweepstake/donation letter seems a little fishy–especially when coupled with the story that Clinton’s last fundraiser was bummer, per the NY Post.

Or who knows, the image and letter combo may spawn a slew of bro-tards and porn fans donating in the hopes getting to discuss the fine points of Brooklyn Lee’s oeuvres which include “Babysitter Diaries 5” and “Secretaries 4,” and Tasha Reign’s assets as seen in “North Pole #93″ and “Naughty Rich Girls #4”