Penis! Penis! Penis! Archie Comics Co-CEO Charged With Gender Discrimination


This is why we can’t have nice things. Nancy Silberkleit became co-CEO of Archie Comics–home of the beloved and socially progressive characters Archie, Jughead, Kevin Keller, and Sabrina the Teenage Witch– in 2008 after her husband’s death. Now male employees are claiming she called them


instead of by their names, brought bikers to business meetings as intimidation, and basically acted in awful ways, along with wanting to undermine the cheerful and wholesome nature of Archie Comics. According to the New York Daily News, in 2011 Silberkleit’s co-CEO Jonathan Goldwater

filed suit seeking her ouster her in 2011, charging she was unstable and threatening to run the company into the ground.

That case settled last year, with an agreement that Silberkleit would have limited interactions with the employees, and that a go-between would represent her interests with the company…

The [new] dispute erupted earlier this year, when the go-between Silberkleit selected, Samuel Levitin, filed papers in Westchester  Surrogate’s Court charging that she’d become unhinged – and even wanted to tart up beloved characters Betty and Veronica. He said she needed to be removed altogether.

This is behavior that if true makes Nancy Silberkleit look awful. Tarting up Betty and Veronica!? That’s blasphemy! What’s next, having Sabrina sacrifice a baby to her Dark Lord Satan?  (Silberkleit returned the favor, responding that Levitin has sexually harassed her, and asking that he be removed as go-between). Oh, and penis.

I’m not going to say Mrs. Silberkleit is crazy, because calling women crazy is a way to diminish them, and gives a vague, dismissive umbrella explanation for behaviors of any gender.  So while she may not be crazy, she definitely has a unique management style. According to a $32.5 million law suit filed in October, 2012 the five  plaintiffs, including Archie president Mike Pellerito and editor-in-chief Victor Gorelick, are

seeking a court order keeping her two miles away from the office, and say her “deliberate and disturbed campaign of outrageous conduct” has them so freaked out an armed guard’s been posted in the office…Silberkleit, they say, invited Hell’s Angels to Archie’s Mamaroneck offices in an apparent effort to “intimidate” them, and has repeatedly inquired about the whereabouts of the handgun and 750 rounds of ammo her husband kept at the office. She’s also stalked the employees and their families, the suit says.

Additionally, the employees filed a gender discrimination suit against her, something her lawyer wants dismissed because

white guys aren’t members of “a protected class.”

Okay maybe not discrimination, but certainly one could argue she made the work place uncomfortable by calling the men “penis” instead of Victor or Mike. The quintet of white men claim that Silberkleit used her

“gender as a weapon” by yelling “Penis! Penis! Penis!” during a business meeting…”[T]he word ‘penis’ became somewhat of a campaign slogan and her preferred method of referring to employees in lieu of their names.”

What if a man had called a female employee



sugar tits

–is that okay? If it’s not okay to call a woman by her body parts rather than her name, then it’s not okay to call a man, be he white or green


(Calling someone an asshole is gender non-specific, though it carries a different connotation than penis or any slang term for vagina, each of has its one shades of meaning)

Silberkleit won’t step down and says the charges are

untrue and twisted..I have not had any interactions with these people. It’s all very puzzling. I don’t know what’s going on in their heads.

So either Nancy Silberkleit is the victim of a vast conspiracy to remove her as co-CEO, a conspiracy possibly based in sexism and ageism that is straight off a small screen soap opera like Dallas rather than out of  Riverdale, home to Archie and his pals. Or she maybe needs to rethink her management skills, which if the charges are true, pretty much suck.

And as far as the plaintiffs having no standing because of (white) male privilege, if you wouldn’t stand for that behavior in a man, then don’t take it from a woman. That’s truly what being non-sexist is about.

Images: Private collection.

Late Night FDL: GOP Candidates Go Phallic With Code Names

Mitten$ Rmoney and Rick “Frothy” Santorum’s Secret Service code names–which the candidates chose themselves–reflect a certain cockiness and focus on their manliness, and in Romney’s case, a slight Oedipal overreach around. Rmoney’s code name “Javelin,” hypothesizes GQ which first reported the top sekrit pseudonyms,

is a reference to the ’60s muscle car made by American Motors Corporation, the company once run by George Romney.

Mitten$’ dad George ran for President in 1968, despite being born on foreign soil. And of course, javelins are long sticks thrown in track competitions, so the phallic symbolism is rather clear.

Rick Santorum chose an even more multi-layered named, “Petrus,” Latin for Peter, and translating to rock. Along from its popular meaning throughout the English speaking world as a slang term for “penis,” “Peter” is, of course, Jesus’ sidekick, his second in command, the “rock” on which Jesus wanted to build his church.

And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. And I will give unto thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven.

Peter also famously denied Jesus three times, making him kind of a weasel, and proving that Jesus was psychic.

And he said, I tell thee, Peter, the cock shall not crow this day, before that thou shalt thrice deny that thou knowest me.

Choosing this nickname is pretty self-aggrandizing. Like, is Santorum saying he’s gonna be Peter as in Jesus’ best bud; and if elected, God help us all, build (his version) of Jesus’ church in America?

Ah, but there is a third even more secret meaning to Petrus: Château Pétrus is one of the world’s most expensive and lauded wines, hailing from a small estate in the Bordeaux region of France, with an average bottle price of $2,790, though prices for older bottles can easily rise to five figures.

So, elitist vintage? Jesus’ righthand dude deep in denial? Or just a dick?

Meanwhile, in response to “Game On,”–the execrably frothy Santorum singalong from teen sisters Camille and Haley Harris, who go by the name First Love Band — a 12-year old boy wrote this ditty and then directed the video himself: