Joan Rivers: Unclear on Constitutional Concepts While Promoting New Book

Joan Rivers, after giving away autographed copies of her new book in front of Costco yesterday, handcuffed herself to a shopping cart inside to protest the mega-mart big box store declining to carry her new book.

Costco won’t carry Joan Rivers’ new book because it has off-color jokes on the back cover. Costco has the right to decide what merchandise they carry.  Joan claimed that selling her new book wherever she wants is

A free speech issue and a First Amendment right.

Uh no. Joan has the right to free speech in public. She has the right to publish a book. And booksellers have the right to decide which books they choose to sell. It’s America!!!! We have rights! Just we don’t always understand them.

Consumers have the right to buy books at other stores aside from Costco. (And they should! Support your  independent booksellers!).  Some gossip report, which I caught on TV while eating an awesome tuna sandwich at the Casting Office while avoiding rush hour on the 101, showed Joan giving away her new book in the Costco’s outdoor nosh pit before marching inside with a bull horn. The “news” left out some of the crazier bits, which thankfully LAist caught:

She declared that the property wasn’t Costco’s, since it belonged to the Indians, and that it was like “Nazi Germany” for not permitting her book to be sold there. Ultimately, Rivers clamped on handcuffs, attaching herself to a shopper’s cart as the police and confused shoppers (with cellphone cameras) looked on.

She added:

Next, they will be burning the Bible.

before marching into the warehouse store without showing her membership card and handcuffing herself to a shopping cart before security called the police who escorted her away without pressing charges.

Joan came off like a crank. And her publishers should have realized that big box stores are fussy about packaging, then adjusted the cover material if necessary. Or simply created a

Banned by Costco!

wrapper for copies shipped to other stores.

If I had a precocious six-year old I might not want them reading smutty jokes at Costco. I’d want my kid to learn dirty jokes in the right environment– at the family dinner table!

Comparing a store to Nazi Germany because they won’t carry an item is just dumb. Health food stores don’t carry certain brands because of the ingredients. That’s their right, and it doesn’t make them Nazis, fascists, totalitarian, etc.

Hopefully for Joan Rivers’ sake, the book is funnier than her stunt.

 

Screenshot: TMZ

Going Purple: Millions Celebrate Spirit Day

October 20 is Spirit Day when millions go purple to show their support for LGBT youth. Founded in 2010 by teen Brittany McMillan as a response to teen and young adult suicides, Spirit Day this year has gained massive global support. GLAAD President Mike Thompson said:

From Hollywood to corporate America to local grassroots advocates, Americans are taking a stand against bullying this Spirit Day and showing all LGBT teens that it’s okay to be who you are.

Cher, Chaz Bono, Mia Farrow, Heather Graham, Gloria Allred, Lukas Haas, Audra McDonald, Ricky Martin, Joel McHale, Julianne Moore, Suze Orman, Sara Ramirez, Joan Rivers, Paulina Rubio, Tori Spelling, stars of the WWE, the cast of TeenNick’s Degrassi, Pauley D, Sammi Giancola and Vinny Guadagnino of MTV’s Jersey Shore and Farrah Abraham, Tyler Baltierra, Maci Bookout and Catelynn Lowell of Teen Mom are all going purple, along with Tyra Banks, Andy Cohen, Leah Remini, plus stars of BRAVO’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, New York, New Jersey and Orange County.

Both the NBA and MTV are changing the logos’ color to purple, along with the Sundance Channel, LOGO and the Jewish Home Life Channel which have announced that on-air logos will be purple. Just Jared, People en Espanol, Seventeen magazine, TooFab.com and X17 Online announced that their online logos will appear in purple. At LAX the iconic light sculpture will glow purple.

There’s even a Facebook app which will turn your FB profile picture purple.


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