Juggalos for Mitt. Yes, it exists. After Rmoney’s win in Michigan reports surfaced that

Insane Clown Posse will be out feverishly rallying people, and Juggalos, to get out and vote for Mitt Romney.

I guess you shouldn’t judge candidates by their followers, and maybe this is a joke, but I kinda think not. I hope Mitt can be talked into appearing at the Gathering of the Juggalos for a special speech. That would be rad!

For five zany days, thousands head to Cave in Rock, Illinois for the annual Gathering of the Juggalos, where they chug Faygo, dance to bands (including of course Insane Clown Posse, Master P and the world’s most famous Michael Jackson impersonator), fornicate, ride Ferris wheels, and worry about infiltration by law enforcement. Which considering the amount of firepower shown in this year’s Gathering of the Juggalos’ informercial, might be a valid concern. Oh Cheech and Chong will be there, along with Bobcat Goldthwait. And wrestling. And unsanctioned mixed martial arts fighting. Plus something called “Bloody Mania.” And a noontime barbecue in case you get tired of grilling pop tarts on a Hibachi.

I wonder if there will be voter registration teams on hand?

This will not end well.