We all laughed at the New York Times’ review of Guy Fieri’s  Times Square restaurant. And at the un-aired skit on Saturday Night Live. Well, the internets are having another good laugh at Epic Fail Guy Fieri, who let the domain name for  Guy’s American Kitchen & Bar lapse. Oopsie.

Obviously the troll has a very literary background.

And indeed there will be time
To wonder, “Do I dare?” and, “Do I dare?”…
Do I dare to eat a peach?

Not if Guy Fieri cooks it.

You can view the full menu here.