She’s back! Christina Fallin-Bacon’s “fashion” video for Twenty-Something magazine’s Girl of the Month feature was yanked last night. But thanks to some enterprising webgeek, we can now view Fallin-Bacon, daughter of Oklahoma’s own first woman governor–and staunch conservative–Mary Fallin (rhymes with Palin), in all her GaGa-esque glory as she frolics in the governor’s mansion!
Fallin’s motto is “Faith, Family, and Freedom,” and newlywed Christina Fallin-Baconcertainly exemplifies her mom’s motto: Daughter = “family;” dancing in a transparent dress in the Governor’s Mansion=”freedom;” and “faith” — in her looks. Oh golly, I hope Christina tries to be a reality teevee star!
In today’s essay on HuffPo, Baldwin clarifies that he didn’t call Romney a Ken doll, rather he was referring
to that iconic retail figure to highlight those types that are lean of frame and square jawed, like Romney, who seem to hold the public’s attention more easily.
He ends the essay with
Obama is lean of frame and square of jaw and loves his country, too. Obama and Romney even share some opinions on matters of urgent domestic policy. Yet, in some people’s eyes, Obama lacks something. I wonder what that could be?
Kinda like the old joke about Ken:
Missing something, can’t quite put my finger on it.
Does this line in Mitt Romney’s New Hampshire speech
In America, anything is possible
sound familiar? Well gee, in 2008 during the pre-inaugural concert Obama said
Anything is possible in America
during his speech on the steps of the Lincoln memorial. Close, but not quite.
Presidential hopeful Romney’s New Hampshire words came from another source, the iconic American film The Godfather Part II:
ROTH
Michael, these things are unimportant. Who should be the
manager of a dime store, Joe or Jack? Unimportant. You do what
you think is right. You’re a young man, and I’m old and sick. What we
do together in the next few months will be history, Michael; it has
never been done before. We will do this historical thing together, and
even your Father could never dream it would be possible. We are
bigger than U.S. Steel, you and me… because in America, anything
is possible! [emphasis mine]
I wonder which Presidential hopeful will use this line:
Willie Nelson’s Teapot Party was formed last November after the singer was arrested for pot possession. The goal of the party is support candidates who think the way the Teappotters to do. Which pretty much means legalizing marijuana.
But then–after Willie endorsed and Johnson sent out an acceptance quote and it was all over the media, Willie changed his mind. Instead, he told campaign advisers, he likes Dennis Kucinich for president.
Nelson now says
I think I will wait and see where he [Johnson] stands on other things. My bad. Sorry. I still think he is a good guy but so is Dennis and if he decided to run I would personally vote for him. If it came down to either him or Gary I’m already committed to Dennis. They both have said they support legal pot…This will blow over and the world moves on. No harm done. We sound like a bunch of pot smokers, that’s all…The more I get into politics the more I realize that I am a guitar player.
The presidential election is more than just a one-issue race. And while the Teapot Party might want to take a page from corporations by backing a candidate form each party, in the end endorsing a candidate is a serious business which requires more than just a a bong’s worth of thought.
It was only a matter of time before some celebrity’s Naked Airport Machine scan was saved by TSA and uh sent to the media, in this case me. Guess which star is below the fold!
