Late Night FDL: Miscellany

 

I am in Tucson, Arizona for the huge gem, mineral, fossil and precious stones and whatever else expos/shows, and to visit Occupy Tucson which is staging several anti-bank rallies this week. I love gems and minerals, geodes, agates, and fossils, but it kinda bums me out to see so much of Nature’s beauty churned for a buck.

Today we just visited the fossil motel. Room after room in a two story building packed with stuff: A complete pterodactyl skeleton, small to giant ammonites, ichthyosaurs, and box after box loaded with small fossils. Many were dug up in South Dakota, Morocco, China and parts of the UK. Crates of ancient shark, horse and other critter teeth, sliced mammoth bones–I mean really, like what kinds of losses to science and the environment had been done by digging and dredging these things up just so someone could hang them on a wall?

And meteorites–absolutely insane chunks from 2 millimeters to many inches in diameter, weird metals and anhydrous balls of glass from the Libyan desert formed when meteors struck.

Two older guys, a dealer and a customer, were discussing a robbery that had occurred the night before in one of the rooms. Three carved stone dealers over from China were robbed at gunpoint by “a Mexican” who took all their cash. A fourth man stepped out of the bathroom and was robbed as well. This is one of the few times in anyone’s memory a robbery has happened at one of the gem and mineral shows. Consensus: Darn lucky none of the victims were armed because it could have gotten messy fast.

I ate lunch today in a cafe with a sign posted that read:

No firearms allowed inside

 

On a lighter note, here’s a quiz:

Which of these is not true:

A. Sean Penn has been named an ambassador.

B. Dehydrated, homophobic, really rich comic Tracy Morgan won’t pay $25K to save his mom’s house from foreclosure.

C. Brad Pitt has blocked his kids from Googling him and Angelina Jolie.

D. Mitt Romney was caught drinking hot coffee–but he claims it was Sanka.

 

Speaking of Mitt, according to the National Enquirer, three dozen of his extended family who live in Colonia Juarez, Mexico, have been targeted by the cartels:

Inside sources told The ENQUIRER that Romney’s advisers fear he will be scarred by a blood-soaked scandal if any of his kin are slaughtered due to their ties to the presidential candidate.

“These relatives of Mitt lived quietly until now, working hard as farmers and cattle ranchers,” a top political source told The ENQUIRER.

 

R.Kelly Faces Foreclosure on Multi-Million Dollar Home

Underwater on your home? You are not alone!

The foreclosure crisis has hit 4.2 million Americans, according to LPS Applied Analytics, and two-thirds of those haven’t made mortgage payments in a year.

Joining those ranks: Grammy-award winner and multi-platinum R&B artist R. Kelly who has not paid the mortgage on his 11,140-square-foot mansion since June 2010.  Built by Kelly 11 years ago, the huge home–with six full bathrooms, seven half bathrooms and a four-car garage on 3.7 acres, located in a Chicago suburb–was valued at $5.2 million in 2009, and carried a $3.8 million mortgage, issued in 1999.

Now JP Morgan has filed a $2.9 million foreclosure suit. Kelly reportedly hasn’t lived in the home  for over a year, and he reportedly

stopped making payments on the mortgage in an attempt to force the bank to negotiate a loan modification.

Ah, strategic default!

Kelly’s current tour ends tomorrow.  His most recent album Love Letter, went gold, though 2009′s release Untitled missed that mark, selling fewer than 500,000 copies. His last platinum disc was in 2007, and the the singer/songwriter/producer has been plagued with a number of expensive legal problems–civil and criminal–for the past 15 years.


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