Herb Cain promises to dance and make love and reminds us that

you can’t police your underwear, all you can do is give that woodchuck a tuna melt

Meanwhile Anonymous doesn’t support Ron Paul even thought some people who are Anonymous do. And some of the Anonymous people who don’t support ron Paul explain why they don’t.  And just so you are clear about who the front runners in the GOP campaign are, Funny or Die lays it out for you: