I Can See Sarah Palin From my Kitchen Window

Why did Sarah Palin top the poll of most desirable celebrity neighbors, beating out Oprah Winfrey, Britney Spears and the Beckhams among both the men and women surveyed?

1) She might let her kids babysit for you

2) She might share her moose kills

3) She might walk outside wrapped in a towel

 4) Clothes-swap parties

5) "Coffee" klatches with Gram Johnston