Late Night: Is That a Ceiling Cat on Your Head, or Are You Running for President?
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There is only one explanation for Donald Trump running for president: Trump is a counter-intelligence operative from LOLCATs, specifically the office of Basement Cat.
Mindless chaos makes sense. And maybe bread and circuses. But srsly, if Trump announces his campaign for presidency, it could disrupt NBC’s fall schedule — the announcement of which comes five days before the nuttimendalists are claiming Judgment Day will hit. Coincidence?
To paraphrase a line from the recent Trump roast, would America vote for a man whose autobiography has four Chapter 11s? Are we that celebrity struck, mindless and bloated? Yes, in the past Ronald Reagan, a not so great actor with scary hair and a weird tan, was elected President, but for Gods’ sakes he was an an actor. Trump is a salesman. And/or a better performance art piece than Sarah Palin designed to distract us from some real issues. And he’s endorsed by Gary “Only-Victoria-Jackson-is-Crazier” Busey!
What would Trump do if elected President?
See here fellas…Kim, Jong, Il, whatever your first name is, you were not a team player and you spend your budget on mass games for which you could not sell advertising. And ratings stunk! Muammar, you spent your country’s budget on Bea Arthur’s wardrobe. It was a hard choice, but you’re both fired.