Santorum Says Satan Controls Hollywood

Rick Santorum spat a frothy mouthful on the Trinity Broadcasting Network, plugging his first foray into film production, The Christmas Candle, due out this holiday season. The movie, from EchoLight Studio, is a period piece set in a Thomas Kinkade-esque village and tackles modernity vs (Christian) tradition as electricity and progressive thinking threaten the  town’s visit from a Christmas angel. Now the CEO of EchoLight, Santorum said, seeming a little uncomfortable:

This is a tough business, this is something that we’re stepping out, and the Devil for a long, long time has had this, these screens, for his playground and he isn’t going to give it up easily.

Shifty eyes much?

I’m not going to go into Santorum’s (il)logic about Satan controlling Hollywood which at some point will end up in a grand conspiracy, but ye gods and little fishes, if Satan controls the film business, why did the self-proclaimed White Witch of Los Angeles give a lecture about the film industry and how it controls the mind? Inconceivable!

And speaking of inconceivable,  Santorum’s position on  Satan in the film biz puts him at odds with fellow conservative Sen Ted Cruz who admitted that in addition to playing video games (also a tool of Satan)

I’m a huge movie buff. Love watching movies. So we’ll often go and watch a movie.

Cruz’s favorite movie? The Princess Bride which has a wizard bringing Westley back to life. Blasphemy!! Clearly Ted Cruz is thus a tool of Satan, which makes his opposition to the current administration a Satanic plot. But wait, conservatives think Obama is Satan, or at least the Anti-Christ…

Screw it, I’m gonna go watch an MK-Ultra produced, Illuminati/Satan mind control movie. Like  Chitty Chitty Bang Bang or Fantasia.

14 Responses to "Santorum Says Satan Controls Hollywood"
dakine01 | Friday October 25, 2013 11:26 am 1

Ah yes, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, based on stories that Ian Fleming told his young son.

Talk about yer conspiracies, M-A-N!


Lisa Derrick | Friday October 25, 2013 01:02 pm 2
In response to dakine01 @ 1

;-)


ottogrendel | Friday October 25, 2013 06:33 pm 3

So, Reagan was an instrument of the Dark Lord?


DSWright | Friday October 25, 2013 07:00 pm 4
In response to ottogrendel @ 3

Sacrifice a goat to Bahomet for the gipper!


eCAHNomics | Friday October 25, 2013 07:05 pm 5

Any movie made with military equipment passes muster with DoD. That part of Hollywood is controlled by the devil anyhow.


onitgoes | Friday October 25, 2013 08:52 pm 6

Cruz is “just” a tea party nutcase. Cruz isn’t one the barking loon Christiany nutcases which is why he is palling around with Palin.

Sounds like Icky Ricky is giving himself an excuse for box office dud. Sadly my sister will probably fork out for a couple of dozen tickets. I shudder to admit that my sib really is friends with Santourm. Ick!!


Synoia | Friday October 25, 2013 11:06 pm 7

How does Santorum know Satan Controls Hollywood? A personal relationship with Satan?


billwarren | Friday October 25, 2013 11:39 pm 8

firebagger | Saturday October 26, 2013 01:37 am 9

Santoruum = cheap little crook


johnnyred | Saturday October 26, 2013 07:58 am 10

I’m surprised that Cruz isn’t worried about offending the people who actually do control Hollywood.


Phoenix Woman | Saturday October 26, 2013 08:35 am 11
In response to eCAHNomics @ 5

One of the few times this fact was used for good was when JFK made sure that the makers of Seven Days in May had everything they needed and wanted from the DoD, because he needed that film to shoot down Curtis “Bombs Away” LeMay, who really was contemplating doing what Smedley Butler two generations earlier refused to do: flat-out military (and business-backed) takeover of the government.


erik | Saturday October 26, 2013 08:45 am 12

So now Satan controls Hollywood also?
LMFAO!!!
These ‘people’ need SSRI’s. WTF??? And so this is how they plan to harvest votes eh?. With enemies like these 2014 is gearing up to be the most epic rout in U.S. electoral history.
Anyone got word on a Palin/Santorum ’16 run yet? (he-he, ha-ha).
Between this POS and hair-doo boy trump, I’m thinking the need for our movement to fund attack ads might be better utilized in egging these vile sociopaths on. Send yer checks to these POS and let them proclaim to all the peoples just what their ‘thinking’ is huh?
LOL!!!


nixonclinbushbama | Saturday October 26, 2013 09:35 am 13
In response to ottogrendel @ 3

Don’t forget John Wayne, Arnold, Chuck Norris, Clint Talks to Empty Chairs, and at least half of young Hollywood.

It’s not your grandfather’s Hollywood anymore.


adam in oregon | Saturday October 26, 2013 11:43 am 14

That’s his code for jews.


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