Late Night: And Lobby is Fabulous!


Pope Francis has admitted there’s a secret in the Vatican, and it’s not some really cool way to conjure demons like the Grimoire of Pope Honorius. Nope, it’s a secret room he’s just discovered! The Pope says:

There is talk of a ‘gay lobby’ and it’s true, it exists. We have to see what can be done.



12 Responses to "Late Night: And Lobby is Fabulous!"
CTuttle | Tuesday June 11, 2013 08:04 pm 1


You funny, Lisa…! *g*

CTuttle | Tuesday June 11, 2013 08:06 pm 2
In response to CTuttle @ 1

Hmmm… Redecorate? Was left out in my quip…!

Thad Stevens | Tuesday June 11, 2013 08:20 pm 3

No. Take everyone shopping for fabulous silk dresses and cute hats.

Lisa Derrick | Tuesday June 11, 2013 08:23 pm 4

LOL. Well, it these times of tight budgets, some fresh window treatments and house plants, plus rearranging the seating units can make a world of difference!

CTuttle | Tuesday June 11, 2013 08:32 pm 5
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 4

*heh* Might as well rearrange the seating on the Titannic, M’dear…! ;-)

ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday June 11, 2013 08:39 pm 6

A guy dressed in a Penis Hat making jokes about a Gay lobby?

ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday June 11, 2013 08:40 pm 7

I’m surprised nobody has created a Pope Penis hat to be worn at Pride Parades with a big cross on it.

ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday June 11, 2013 08:44 pm 8

Add some diapers and Senator Vitter might join the next Pride Parade can you imagine 50 men in Penis Pope hats and Diapers walking a Pride Parade in New Orleans or Mardi Gras.
Of course given all the bad news the church has with pedophiles it might be in bad taste.

stratocruiser | Tuesday June 11, 2013 09:09 pm 9

It seems churlish to mention, but a 11th century Spanish monastery or mission in Miami?

Didn’t happen. 16th century maybe.

Maybe the pope was just misquoted

He was talking about the pro-fairy movement and their Fey lobby
No, it was the cottage cheese guys and the whey lobby/

Tourist from Milwaukee goes up to the pope, says I’ll give the church a million dollars, just change the part of that prayer to “Give us this day our daily beer.”
Pope says no, he absolutely can’t do it.
Guy offers 5 million, pope says ain’t happening.
Guy finally busts out and asked “okay, how much are the bread guys paying you?”

stratocruiser | Tuesday June 11, 2013 09:22 pm 10

Or… it was the Willie Mays fan club and the Say Hey lobby.
Or King Kong originalists with their Fay Wray agenda.
Or people wanting Moby to be in all the Masses, the “Play” lobby

Synoia | Tuesday June 11, 2013 09:37 pm 11

There is talk of a ‘gay lobby’ and it’s true, it exists.

Hmm, I’d be more worried about the pedophile lobby, the treatment of women lobby, the enabling right wing authoritarian lobby…or perhaps even entering the 20th Century…

Which reminds me of an airline joke:

“Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to Jan Smuts Airport near Johannesburg. Local Time is 8:00 am, please adjust your watches, and set them back 40 years.”

Lisa Derrick | Tuesday June 11, 2013 09:42 pm 12

In other news, there was just a fight between Dodgers and Diamondbacks. A number of players ejected including Puig and Kurt Gibson.

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