Late Night: Atom Age Vampire and Other Halloween Offerings

 

Beauty, vanity, love and an Atom Age Vampire in this full length horror flick!

Feeling a little sucked dry by politicians? Maybe Attack of the Giant Leeches will cheer you up!

And of course no Halloween is complete without Bugs Bunny in Hair Raising Hare:

At this time of year, when the veil is thin between the world, let’s lift a glass and light a candle to those who have passed, including most recently our brave Firebagger, Southern Dragon.

Holy Trinity! Jesus Is the New Third Party Candidate!

Ross Perot in 1992. Nader in 2000. And now in the 21st Century: JESUS FOR PRESIDENT!!!

Over 1.4 million Americans have signed a pledge to vote for Jesus on November 6th as a write-in candidate because, according to evangelist Bill Keller, founder of the Internet ministry liveprayer.com:

President Obama has proven by his words and deeds to be a true enemy of God as detailed in James 4:4. He has been the most pro-death President in history, supporting the legalized slaughter of innocent babies here and around the world, he is a staunch advocate of the radical homosexual agenda, and he has been a great friend to the enemies of Israel. On every major spiritual issue of the day, President Obama has proven to be an enemy of God and a true tool of Satan!

Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney is a 5th generation member and a priest in the satanically inspired Mormon cult. He and others in his cult LIE when they claim to be Christians, since Mormon doctrine is 100% inconsistent with Biblical Christianity and a Mormon is no more a Christian than a Muslim is. He deceives people by saying he believes in “God” and “Jesus” is his savior, when the “god” of Romney’s cult is NOT the God of the Bible, and their “jesus” is NOT the Jesus of the Bible. Romney and those in his cult believe the Bible to be a flawed and incomplete book and look at Biblical Christians as inferior and non-believers for rejecting the beliefs of their cult.

Considering Perot got just over 19 million votes (18.9% of the popular vote, but none of the electoral votes), and Nader’s 100,000 votes in Florida supposedly cost Al Gore the Presidential election,  The Son of God’s appearance in the ballot box could be a game changer for one of the parties, especially in swing states. Keller writes:

I am encouraging true followers of Jesus Christ to say NO to Satan and say YES to Jesus! This November, write in the name JESUS for President! The option will be several third party candidates. Sadly, no candidate outside of the two major parties have any chance at winning the election. So rather than vote for a third party candidate, write in the name of Jesus for President.

Your vote for JESUS is not helping President Obama get re-elected, nor is it helping Mitt Romney get elected, it is telling Satan you will not be responsible for either of his tools becoming our next President!

However those votes for Jesus won’t get Christ elected to the Oval Office, first of all because he is currently disincarnate, and in many states, write-in candidates don’t count unless the candidate has filed an affidavit, which is hard to do if you don’t have a meat suit. Other states will not count write-in votes. And then there’s that pesky issue about needing a birth certificate for proof of citizenship.

Meanwhile, Jesus’ campaign manager the Rev Keller wants us all to remember that:

If President Obama is re-elected, his anti-American, socialist policies will continue, as will his attacks on Christianity and Christian churches. He will continue to support abortion, homosexuality, the enemies of Israel…

If Mitt Romney is elected, he will be the fulfillment of his cult’s polygamist, pedophile, racist, con artist, murdering founder Joseph Smith’s “White Horse” prophecy that Romney and all Mormon’s believe. That prophecy says that the United States will facing great economic and social unrest, a Mormon will be elected President, declare a national emergency and set aside the US Constitution and enact a Mormon theocracy. That may sound impossible, but ever since he was at BYU, Romney was called by his inner circle “the chosen one” to fulfill their cult’s prophecy.

Rev. Keller’s logic for a pro-Jesus vote is simple:

Sadly, most Christians are so appalled at President Obama’s opposition to God on every major spiritual issue of the day, they are willing to put politics above souls. The justification is that Romney is the lesser of two evils. My friend, the lesser of two evils is still EVIL!

But for those who believe that this is America, where we demand and deserve the best–

 

[HT: Bruce Wilson, Talk2Action]

GOP Candidates Continue Rape Tour: Romney Supports “God Intends Rape” Dick Mourdock

 

The raping of the American Dream and the citizens of this country by banksters continues, and GOP candidates still want women to bear the fruit of “legitimate rape.” Indiana candidate for US Senate Richard  Dick Mourdock said during a debate Tuesday:

I think even when life begins in that horrible situation of rape, that it is something that God intended to happen.

Then removed his head from his ass long enough yesterday to say

I don’t think God wants rape.

and apologized to anyone who misinterpreted his original remarks.  Because  in Dick Mourdock’s world, if you you took offense at his statement that God intended you to conceive from a violent, brutal, forced sexual assault, then that’s your problem. Not his. Mourdoock’s comments on conception from rape points to a fundamental crack in the GOP platform on rape, since Missouri Representative Todd Aiken, also running this election season, thinks:

If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

Responding to Dick Mourdock’s remarks on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, President Barack Obama said:

This is exactly why you don’t want a bunch of politicians, mostly male, making decisions about women’s health care decisions. Women are capable of making these decisions in consultation with their partners, with their doctors. And for politicians to want to intrude in this stuff, oftentimes without any information, is a huge problem. And this is obviously part of what’s stake at this election.

Mitt Romney still stands behind Mourdock and continues to endorse Mourdock’s run for the US Senate. The Christian Science Monitor reports that the Republican GOP candidate is:

 not asking the Indiana state treasurer to take down an ad Romney filmed Monday in support.

Hail Cthulhu! What Ms. Lovecraft Teaches. Or, Why Conservatives Fear Sex Ed in Schools.

 

The hideous pagan abominations of sex education are revealed in Late Bloomer, a horrifying coming of age story from Craig Macneill and Clay McLeod. All the terrifying implications and outright fears of conservative are laid bare as the blood curdling  revelations of sexuality drive the narrator mad, mad I tell you!

Hail Cthulhu! And yeah, Bill O’R'lyeh will need a fresh loofah and some falafel after watching this.

(While there is no nudity, Late Bloomer might be a bit much for younger kids, though anyone who has watched One Tree Hill or Gossip Girl should be fine with it).

 

[H/T:  Neatorama ]

Late Night: California Is a Mess!

 

Trendsetting California, my home state is a mess, and I don’t just mean because of the school funding problem though there’s a solution on the ballot, but while we’re on the subject of schools, let’s take a look:

Schools in Pasadena are banning Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. But not Doritos, which can be used as kindling in a pinch (same with powdered non dairy creamer, and you can also make a candle out of a can of Crisco using string as a wick–scary!–but now you know what to have on hand in case of an emergency). If kids at Andrew Jackson Elementary School are caught with the salty, spicy snacks, the banned goods will be confiscated.  One woman whose grandchild attends pre-kindergarten at Andrew  Jackson told local KTLA news:

I kind of think parents should have some rights.

Frito Lay, which makes Flamin’ Hot Cheetos explained their policy in a statement, saying they

committed to responsible and ethical marketing practices, which includes not marketing our products to children ages 12 and under.

Their food isn’t good for people under 12 years old! KTLA reports:

The Pasadena Unified School District has eliminated candy and junk food at elementary school campuses and limited it for older students. The district allows individual principals to decide food choices available at schools.

Meanwhile, up north in Piedmont, a wealthy suburb near Oakland:

Some Piedmont High School students have been involved in a “Fantasy Slut League” in which male athletes “draft” female students and earn points for sexual encounters with them, school officials have told parents.

The league has been in existence for 5 or 6 years but only came to school officials’ attention several weeks ago, according to a letter Piedmont High School Principal Rich Kitchens sent out to families Friday…

“It has been reported that students on some of our Varsity Teams have set up a ‘Fantasy Slut League’ in which our female students (unbeknownst to most of them) are drafted as part of the league,” Kitchens wrote in the letter. “Male students earn points for documented engagement in sexual activities with female students.”…

The league has existed as “part of ‘bonding’ for some Varsity Teams during their seasons of sport,” the letter said. Many students, both male and female, were aware of the league and participated, either willingly or under pressure from older students or under social pressures to be popular, the letter said.

Randall Booker, an assistant superintendent of educational services, said that there were no plans to discipline the students involved.

Make down in Los Angeles County, in Santa Monica–another wealthy enclave–two investors have created a $20 million dollar headache for neighbors by “marketing” the mansion they’ve renovated with a series of parties that include:

noise and lights, to traffic congestion and safety — and even naked partygoers sleeping off a long night in their cars…

Benjamin M. Reznik, an attorney for Greg Briles and Elaine Culotti, principal owners of the property, emphasized that neither marketing a home nor running charitable events qualify as commercial activity.

Many of the rooms are hard-wired with microphone panels, fiber-optic cables and other musical innovations. A professional recording studio is also built into the home, with ceilings soundproofed in cotton and silk.

Event attendees and others taking virtual tours can purchase the furnishings online, the report said.

The charity events will continue into December. Three have taken place, and five more are scheduled, Reznik said. The most recent event last week involved about 350 guests and featured a musical performance and a silent auction supporting City of Hope‘s “Songs of Hope,” charity officials said…

Dick Newman, who lives across the street from the House of Rock, said that the events clogged the street with catering trucks, Hummers and vans while spotlights illuminated the sky.

“People could not get in their driveways,” Newman, 77, said. “Had there been any kind of emergency, it would have been chaos.”

And in national news, are we all holding onto our wigs and clutching our pearls awaiting Donald Trump  “October surprise” he said that he would unleash on President Obama this Wednesday, and Gloria Allred’s competing announcement about Mitt Romney?  What could these election earthshakers possibly be?

Clint Eastwood’s Daughter: Not Voting for Mitt

Clint Eastwood’s daughter Francesca told TMZ that she won’t be voting for Mitt Romney, despite her father’s endorsement of the GOP candidate. When asked about her voting plans, Francesca

I happen to not be voting for the same man. But I love that he [my dad] stands up for what he believes in.

This will be Francesca’s first time voting; she is 18.

Francesca, her siblings and stepmother Dina Eastwood (not to be confused with Dina Lohan, troubled former child actress Lindsay Lohan’s equally troubled mother) are all part of a reality show Mrs. Eastwood & Company that follows Mrs. Eastwood as she tries to manage a boy-band and handle being the (very well-funded) mother of (very well-funded) teenagers.  Poor Clint, no wonder he talks to empty chairs, his family sounds bonkers. But at least Francesca has her own opinion.

Disagreeing with one’s parents on politics is a normal part of being an adult whether in real life or on TV (remember Meathead, Rob Reiner’s character on All in the Family?). And gods know, I nearly ruined a family meal when my mother said that Marcos had been good for the Philippines!  In what universe?!   If the facepalm.jpg had existed back then, I would have thought it.

Back to Francesca–it remains to be seen if politics will play a part in Mrs. Eastwood & Company. Clint seems a bit nonplussed about his missus’ project, as evidenced by his appearance last month on Ellen. He also seemed a bit disenchanted with the GOP as well. And his distaste for Francesca’s boyfriend is very clear!

Jay-Z Obama Video

President Obama is a huge fan of Jay-Z, and vis versa, as the video above shows. The multimillionaire rapper appears in a new campaign ad, which also serves to remind people to register and vote.

For so long, there was this voice that was silenced out there as far as exercising your right to vote. I think it was a voice that was silent because people had lost hope. They didn’t believe that their voice mattered or counted.

Now people are exercising their right, and you are starting to see the power of our vote. He made it mean something for the first time for a lot of people.

Obama appeared in a video message at Jay-Z’s Made in America music festival saying:

To me the idea of America is that no matter what you look like or where you come from, you can make it if you try. Jay-Z did. He didn’t come from power or privilege. He got ahead because he worked hard, learned from his mistakes and just plain refused to quit. That’s the promise of this country, and all of us have the responsibility to keep that promise alive,

then urging the crowd to register and vote, no matter what their party affiliation, adding.

Make your voice heard for future you wan to to see.

 

Jay-Z

Late Night: Something’s Squirrelly!

There was a nutty thing on the teevees earlier tonight. Who was the squirrellier?

I am pro the robo-squirrels, since the majority of funding went towards training future scientists, though probably a couple post-docs with a video camera and some sunblock could have figured out that when squirrels sense a rattlesnake they move their tails.

Tree crop farmers in the Northeast have had a bumper crop this year–not just of apples and nuts, but of squirrels who are enjoying the bounty. Nature has a way of resolving this: Many squirrels are ending up as roadkill.

Speaking of roadkill–was there any on tonight’s debates?

Brad Pitt: War on Drugs “Nonsensical, Backwards, Inept”

Brad Pitt said something yesterday night we here at FDL have known for a long time:

I think it’s safe to say that the drug war is nonsensical. It’s a backwards, inept strategy.

The actor surprised audience members at a screening of Eugene Jarecki’s The House I Live In. Jarecki and his groundbreaking film about the United States’ flawed, ineffective drug policy were featured on FDL’s Movie Night last week.

Pitt introduced Jarecki and the film, jokingly using 12-Step lingo as he stepped on stage:

Hi, everybody. I’m Brad Pitt. And I’m a drug addict,

then stating:

Actually, my drug days have long passed, but it’s certainly true that I could land in any city and any state and get you anything you wanted. Just give me 24 hours, and I’ll know where to find it. And yet we still talk about the drug war as if it’s a success.

Before the screening, Pitt and Jarecki discussed the actor’s involvement with The Wrap:

The two men talked about the failures of the war on drugs, and about Jarecki’s contention – which Pitt originally said was “too liberal even for me” – that the criminal approach to drugs was being used to keep poor and minority communities down.

“We talked about those in poverty, and what he thought was the biggest stumbling block and the biggest thing holding them down,” Pitt said. “And certainly I had my own questions about the drug war.”

“There might be something else in play here, like we witnessed with Katrina.”

Exactly. And that something else is sadly racism and loathing for the poor. Pitt asked:

We have biggest penal system in the world, we have the most people incarcerated. And out of that 2.3 million, how many are for non-violent crimes?..Half. Something’s wrong.

Yes it is.

Stereotypes Begin Somewhere: Meet the Lingerie Model Who’s Voting for Mitt

 

Meet Trisha Patyas, lingerie model, self-proclaimed tanorexic, frequent reality show participant,  and

aspiring entrepreneur…er girl.

A few years ago, Trisha appeared on Tyra Banks’ talk show as a girl who gets her hair extensions removed. She was also featured on Millionaire Matchmaker as herself, America’s Got Talent as herself, Who Wants to Date a Comedian as herself; and for a tragic quick fame fix, on Judge Alex as herself, in a tussle of over paying her sister for hair dressing services. There are lots of YouTube videos of Trish as herself, talking about herself–and the products she buys and enjoys. She also has a blog where she writes about herself–and the products she buys and enjoys.

A Mitt Romney supporter who seems to be vying for Victoria Jackson’s seat on the  conservative fame whore crazy train, Trisha, a Catholic, wants everyone to know that she’s voting for Mitt

even though he’s not even Christian–he’s a Mormon

But he’s  super hot and gorgeous,

and we haven’t had a hot president since Kennedy, and we all know how that ended.

And because she has a kitten named Mittens who she calls Mitts.

So yay!  That’s like, a sign, right? And Mitt rhymes with tit! Just kidding! And I have two of those! No, that’s not the reason why I’m voting for him.

But she does think Mitt has a good running mate,

Ryan…It’s Ryan something, but I can’t remember,

unlike Sarah Palin who Trisha didn’t like, and who Trish feels cost McCain the election. Speaking of women, Trisha  reminds us that

All those who are saying like Republicans don’t like women, or whatever, well like, they are married to them. Whatever.

And while she admits she could

use some free Obamacare or whatever he’s pitching out there, I can’t vote for him, because he gonna take away my right to be a Catholic which he basically already has, and it’s turning into a tyranny, like socialism, like Mexico in the 1940s.

Best of all: Trisha is unsure if it was Ronald Reagan or Al Gore who promoted the

kinda liberal

“Vote or Die” slogan. (Neither. The slogan came out of Citizen Change, founded by P. Diddy in 2004, when John Kerry was the Democratic candidate running against George W. Bush). Ronald Reagan or Al Gore: Kinda liberal. You can’t make this stuff up!

Her video will make you weep for America. And throw up a little in your mouth. Don’t watch it while enjoying a beverage or you’ll spray the computer.

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