Obama Better Able to Handle Space Aliens Than Romney, Say Majority of Americans

Nearly two-thirds of Americans surveyed by National Geographic TV think that President Barack Obama would be better able to handle an alien invasion (oh noes, watch out for the 4th or 5th Marcab Invader Fleet!) than putative Republican nominee Mitt Romney.

More than two in three (68%) women say that Obama would be more adept at dealing with an alien invasion than Romney, vs. 61 percent of men. And more younger citizens, ages 18 to 64 years, than those aged 65+ (68% vs. 50%) think Romney would not be as well-suited as Obama to handle an alien invasion.

(No word as to which candidate would be more effective during a zombie apocalypse.)

We’ll just have to wait and see who The Alien endorses in Weekly World News. In 2008 he floofed his goof, backing John McCain, the first time his favored candidate lost.

2 Responses to "Obama Better Able to Handle Space Aliens Than Romney, Say Majority of Americans"
Teddy Partridge | Thursday June 28, 2012 02:34 pm 1

Well, no duh.

How does this overlap with the near-majority of USians who believe in angels?


MBouffant | Thursday June 28, 2012 07:36 pm 2

It’s obvious to me that Romney is an invading alien (From Kolob, maybe?) OK, maybe an invading alien robot. Or a pod person simulacrum of the original Mitt.


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