Late Night: Rainbows and Oreos

 

I love Oreos, most specifically the traditional single filled ones that come in the bigger bags (the small snack pack bags have a different creme texture, closer to a Hydrox–not to be confused with the hyrax, the small herbivore mammal of Africa, which is neither a rodent nor a cookie), though I do think the glow in the dark ones are quite nifty. The strawberry ones totally suck. and the chocolate-filled ones are just wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.

I love Oreos, now celebrating their 100th anniversary, even more because they put out this image as the the first in a series of 100 “current event” promos as part of recognizing their centenary. In fact I may go buy a bag tonight, GMO or not, because naturally the sandy-pantied homo-haters have gotten all het up over this on Oreo’s Facebook page. Some recent comments:

Love between Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve….I love Oreo’s that does not mean I won’t boycot a oreo because I don’t agree with there Gay Pride add. That cookie looks like a quad stuffed oreo. Love to all….

No more oreos will ever be placed in my shopping cart!

And of course some morans are calling for not only a boycott of Oreos, but also of all Kraft products-bought at retailers which have a visible presence at Pride events and are making an effort (either cynically for profit or sincerely because the times and minds, they are a changin’) to show their support of LGBT. Time to grow your own food, nasty meanie bigots. Just means more cookies for us.

Mom why can’t we have Cheez-Whiz?

Because of the homosekshull agender

And just to show you what the haters will be missing, here’s a recipe for Kraft rainbow Jell-o with Cool Whip from Glorious Treats:

You’ll need one small box of jello for each color you want… so in this case, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple. And one large tub of cool whip.

Prepare purple (or whatever color you want on the bottom) jello as directed, using the “quick chill” method, meaning add some ice. Pour jello into glasses, (or a 9′x13′ baking dish sprayed lightly with cooking spray), reserving about 1/3 of the liquid jello. Put glasses, or dish in the refrigerator and chill for 15-30 minutes, or until slightly set. Mix about 1/3 cup of cool whip into the remaining purple jello. Pour the jello/cool whip mixture on top of the slightly set purple jello already in the glasses (or dish).

Repeat process for each color.

Once set, top with some additional cool whip and sprinkles if desired.

Now I’d like some help coming up with featured Kraft powder astronaut orange drink. I want to call it the PoonTang.

 

HT: Gawker

67 Responses to "Late Night: Rainbows and Oreos"
EvilDrPuma | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:04 pm 1

If the homophobes all boycott Kraft, they’ll pretty much drive themselves to mass starvation. The good side of that is that they’ll finally shut up.


liberalarts | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:06 pm 2

The hyrax’ closest living relatives are elephants and manatees and dugongs. Couldn’t be more obvious.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:11 pm 3
In response to liberalarts @ 2

I love Nature. She is such a goofy girl!


DrDick | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:11 pm 4

Rainbows and oreos are awesome cool! Homophobes definitely not.


Sharkbabe | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:12 pm 5

Gah. Please take your hooks out of my hard-earned gay pride, fucking corporations.


DrDick | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:12 pm 6
In response to EvilDrPuma @ 1

Really! Kraft accounts for at least 2-3 of the essential redneck food groups (Jello and Mac & Cheese).


DrDick | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:14 pm 7
In response to Sharkbabe @ 5

Annoying I know, but embrace it. When corporate America loves you, you have it made.


Margaret | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:14 pm 8
In response to EvilDrPuma @ 1

Not as long as they have Denny’s… :-/


Sharkbabe | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:15 pm 9

Ok, I just dissed Wheat Thins, so I take it back. Sort of.


Dearie | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:16 pm 10

Oh, gawd, I hope the haters boycott Velveeta…..big time! I so want to make a Velveeta/salsa dip, but the cheese is just too expensive. If the haters back off, maybe the price will come down. Summer fun!

PS: I don’t buy cookies much, but I do love the rainbow Oreos!


EvilDrPuma | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:17 pm 11
In response to Margaret @ 8

I always assumed that most of Denny’s menu was Kraft.


DrDick | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:19 pm 12
In response to EvilDrPuma @ 1

Speaking of the wingnut Olympics, I seem to have made the big time.


demi | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:22 pm 13

I just happen to have some anti-phobic homemade zucchini bread made out of the 14 incher I pulled out of the garden.
And, I’ll share.


Dearie | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:23 pm 14
In response to DrDick @ 12

Congratulations, DrDick~! You rock~!


EvilDrPuma | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:23 pm 15
In response to DrDick @ 12

You’re an example to us all. Apparently a bad example, if one takes WingNutDaily seriously, but who does that?


Margaret | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:24 pm 16

Did you see George Takei’s take?


Margaret | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:26 pm 17
In response to DrDick @ 12

I’m humbled before your progressive secularism, liberal, tax and spendy self.


Margaret | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:29 pm 18
In response to EvilDrPuma @ 15

I’ll have you know that I take WND just as seriously as I take FOX “News” and The Daily Caller.


EvilDrPuma | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:29 pm 19
In response to demi @ 13

The 14-incher reminded me of this for some reason…


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:30 pm 20

I love zucchini bread with chocolate mini chips.


Petrocelli | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:30 pm 21
In response to Margaret @ 16

ROFL … Excellent !

Lisa !


demi | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:31 pm 22
In response to Margaret @ 16

My stuff looks really bland compared to that oreo.
Oh, well.


Margaret | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:31 pm 23

Is the Teabag Party on the wane?


EvilDrPuma | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:31 pm 24
In response to Margaret @ 16

Hear! Hear! Well said.


Petrocelli | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:33 pm 25
In response to Margaret @ 23

Natch ! They’re gearing up to get their guy on the ticket …


DrDick | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:33 pm 26
In response to Margaret @ 16

That is fucking awesome!


CTuttle | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:33 pm 27
In response to DrDick @ 12

Charming lads, Dr. D…! Cheers for making the Big Time…! *clink*


Petrocelli | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:35 pm 28
In response to DrDick @ 12

Congrats ! I’m breaking out the Bushmills to celebrate …


Margaret | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:35 pm 29
In response to DrDick @ 26

Isn’t it? Wish I could claim credit but apparently George Takei shared it on twitter. Dunno who put it together.


demi | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:36 pm 30
In response to EvilDrPuma @ 19

Fun stuff, Dr. E. Devil’s Dumplings, indeed.
(My 14 incher was a lot longer, btw.)


EvilDrPuma | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:37 pm 31
In response to demi @ 30

Glad you liked it. I looked up another personal favorite just for the heck of it.


demi | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:38 pm 32
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 20

I saw a recipe for that. Since this is the beginning Zucchini Time, I’m going to try a whole lotta different recipes.
next one will be in the slow cooker, honey, pineapple and raisens.
MMMMMM. I’m just imagining.
I will try a batch with the mini chocolate bits, too.


demi | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:39 pm 33
In response to Petrocelli @ 28

Hi ya. I’ll trade you a slice for a splash, sir.


Petrocelli | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:42 pm 34
In response to demi @ 33

Done deal !

That recipe with Honey, Pineapple & Raisins sounds interesting …


Oilfieldguy | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:43 pm 35

I don’t think it was any of them queerosekshulists that wrecked my marriage. It was all them straight fellers sleepin’ with my wife.


Dearie | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:44 pm 36
In response to demi @ 33

That sounds dirty. Hey, Mom, is that dirty????


Dearie | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:45 pm 37
In response to Oilfieldguy @ 35

Now, there is a rational man. Sir, would you like to be a candidate for President?


Petrocelli | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:46 pm 38
In response to Oilfieldguy @ 35

Jeeebus … 707 !

How are ya, OFG ?


Margaret | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:46 pm 39
In response to Oilfieldguy @ 35

ROTFLMAO!


demi | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:47 pm 40
In response to EvilDrPuma @ 31

OMG. New to me. Blackadder. Pervisity!
Will share. Thank you.


Petrocelli | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:47 pm 41
In response to Dearie @ 36

It’s only dirty if you do it right … *g*

{{{ Dearie }}}


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:47 pm 42
In response to Margaret @ 29

wonderful!


DrDick | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:47 pm 43
In response to Oilfieldguy @ 35

You and I share an ex-wife?


Oilfieldguy | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:48 pm 44

Astronaut orange drink blended with lime sherbet using your favorite battery powered humming little sekshual device to mix it with. The Prickless Poontang Poke-a-Hauntus Pucker Product.


Petrocelli | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:50 pm 45
In response to Oilfieldguy @ 44

O.M.F.G. … FOTFLMAO !


demi | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:51 pm 46
In response to Petrocelli @ 34

It would be combining two different recipes, but, yes, hummm… I’m thinking if I add some rum or brandy, it might end up like a fruit cakey thing.


Oilfieldguy | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:52 pm 47
In response to Petrocelli @ 45

Thanks, I’ll be here all night. Try the veal.


demi | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:52 pm 48
In response to Dearie @ 36

It does sound rather questionable, but since I’m with friends, what the heck?


cmaukonen | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:53 pm 49

Dearie | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:53 pm 50
In response to Oilfieldguy @ 44

Hmmmmmm. Late nights on the road. Poetry. Perfection.


demi | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:54 pm 51
In response to Margaret @ 39

Take good care of that sweet ass.
And, will be thinking about you tomorrow.
(And, sorry about talking about zuchinni bread…no, really, it wasn’t That Good.)
Honey…


demi | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:57 pm 52
In response to cmaukonen @ 49

Aw…. I thought you were posting Kermit’s Rainbow Song.


Oilfieldguy | Tuesday June 26, 2012 08:59 pm 53
In response to Dearie @ 50

Awww, shucks. Aren’t you sweet.


DrDick | Tuesday June 26, 2012 09:10 pm 54

Time for me to toddle off. I am back to corrupting young minds in the classroom. Take care all.


Dearie | Tuesday June 26, 2012 09:10 pm 55

:)~


Dearie | Tuesday June 26, 2012 09:11 pm 56
In response to Dearie @ 55

Sorry. That was just a test. The thread doesn’t usually die until DrDick toddles off. Smiles at ya.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday June 26, 2012 09:12 pm 57

;-)


EvilDrPuma | Tuesday June 26, 2012 09:12 pm 58
In response to DrDick @ 54

I should be signing off as well. Peace out, y’all!


Dearie | Tuesday June 26, 2012 09:13 pm 59

Any doctors left in the house????? I’m having a dose of the vapors.


demi | Tuesday June 26, 2012 09:15 pm 60

Good night to the docs.
Dearie, perhaps a walk down to the beach?


Dearie | Tuesday June 26, 2012 09:16 pm 61
In response to demi @ 60

Indeed. The beach was its own kind of perfection today. Lovely.


Dearie | Tuesday June 26, 2012 09:17 pm 62
In response to Dearie @ 61

And I’ll enjoy reading more zucchini recipes, demi, as you develop them. Carry on……….


Oilfieldguy | Tuesday June 26, 2012 09:17 pm 63

Ms. Derrick, I came up with a drink for you @ #44.


demi | Tuesday June 26, 2012 09:21 pm 64
In response to Dearie @ 61

We are having some incredible weather here too.
I want to come back to the beach! I mean, like, yesterday.


demi | Tuesday June 26, 2012 09:25 pm 65

Thank you, Lisa.
I’m taking off too, but thought I’d leave you this Willie Nelson version of the Rainbow Connection. He’s just so wonderful.


MBouffant | Tuesday June 26, 2012 09:32 pm 66

the small snack pack bags have a different creme texture, closer to a Hydrox

Oh, thanks. Now I’ll have to buy both & compare. I seem to remember preferring Hydrox to Oreos.


vagreen | Wednesday June 27, 2012 03:51 am 67

Oreos are the best cookie ever made by a corporation.


Sorry but the comments are closed on this post

Close