Vagina. It’s in the dictionary. But apparently you can’t use that three syllable medical term in the Michigan House of Representatives. Rep. Lisa Brown was silenced with a gavel by the House Speaker for
violating the decorum of the House
during her speech Wednesday against legislation that would place new regulations on abortion providers, as well as prohibiting abortions after 20 weeks. Rep Brown said:
I’m flattered that you’re all so interested my vagina, but ‘no’ means ‘no.’
Yes. You read correctly Brown was silenced Wednesday for using
instead of any number of euphemistic or slang terms like altar of hymen, antipodes, beaver, box, coochie, crumpet, dearest bodily part, divine monosyllable, ell-skinner, Eve’s customs-house, fig, fountain of love, gash, gynee, hoohah, honeypot, ineffable, ivory gate, jamjar, jigamabob, keyhole, kitchen-kitty, lady-flower, love’s fountain, money-maker, muff, nature’s tufted treasure, nether-eye, oracle, oyster, pleasure palace, pussy, quim, quoniam, robjack, road-to-pleasure, sallyport, snatch, thing, twat, unmentionable, under-dimple, va-jayjay, vulva, what-and-where, womanhood, you-know-what, yumyum, z-gallery, or zesty place.
She didn’t say the C-word. She used a medical term: Vagina. However, Rep. Mike Callton commented:
What she said was offensive. It was so offensive, I don’t even want to say it in front of women. I would not say that in mixed company.
Wait, whut? Here are lawmakers about to legislate about something involving (cover your eyes) vaginas and penises, and how those vaginas and related parts which were affected by penises and ejaculate should be treated, and they can’t even say or hear the word vagina? Oh holy of holy holes, how the heck do these fellows explain reproduction to their children? If Rep Callton won’t say
in mixed company, does that mean he uses the word with his male pals? That they all talk about vaginas? And since when are women so delicate they can’t hear or speak the medical term for a part of their own bodies? Vagina. Vagina. Vagina. Vagina. Say it loud, we’re here and proud. Vagina.
Ari Adler, spokesman for the Republican majority said that
Majority Floor Leader Jim Stamas had determined Brown’s comments violated the decorum of the House.
The House majority in Michigan is Republican. Brown is a Democrat. And has a vagina. Thursday House Republicans would not allow Brown to speak on a school employee retirement bill.