Reagan Blood Auction Cancelled, but Ronnie Lives On -via Reagan.com

While the Ronald Reagan blood auction was cancelled –thwarting plans to develop DNA-cloned versions of Ronnie that could run for President forever– Reagan fans can still practice necrophilia with an @Reagan.com email address offered by the Gipper’s son Michael Reagan:

Reagan.com was founded through the efforts of The Reagan Group and a private venture management firm.

Michael Reagan is the founder and Chairman of the Reagan Group, and the son of former President Ronald Reagan and actress Jane Wyman.

Michael has authored many successful books and is a popular national speaker on issues related to conservative politics. He hosted a live radio show for over 26 years, syndicated by Premiere Radio Networks.

The Reagan Group is working with a private venture management firm, with expertise in the development and management of proprietary software systems used for reliable, confidential, transactions.

To insure the security of Reagan.com, and the privacy of our customers, it is our policy not to disclose the names of the partners involved.

Mission statement: At Reagan.com we respect your privacy and your freedom to decide who has access to your emails. To that end, our mission is to provide you with an affordable, secure, private email service that is accessible on all of your devices. Free email services are not truly free when your privacy is compromised.

And an @Reagan.com email address is not free either: The service costs $40/year. But think of the fun you could have with screennames:

WhiteHouseAssTrolloger@Reagan.com
RonZombie@Reagan.com
MommyNancy@Reagan.com
BFF_Bonzo@Reagan.com
Wheres.the.rest.of.me@Reagan.com
TrickleDown@Reagan.com
WelfareQueen@Reagan.com

Only thing is, will a site which promises privacy allow its members to have any screenname they choose? Or will they censor

(photoshop: JoeG)

7 Responses to "Reagan Blood Auction Cancelled, but Ronnie Lives On -via Reagan.com"
Lisa Derrick | Thursday May 24, 2012 05:02 pm 1

One friend is trying for dancingonyourgrave @ reagan.com


Ludwig | Thursday May 24, 2012 05:19 pm 2

tanbark | Thursday May 24, 2012 05:32 pm 3

If the GOP can just work out the tech on the damn servo-mechanisms, as Judy Tenuda says:

“Hey! It could happen.” :o)

I swear, they’re going to keep at it until they put this clueless, dingbat of a second-rate actor on Rushmore, and the way things are going with Obama and the democrats, they’ll help them do it…..

followed by Shemp, Larry, and Moe.


bluewombat | Thursday May 24, 2012 05:48 pm 4

It’s alive! God help us, doctor, it’s alive!


RevBev | Thursday May 24, 2012 06:22 pm 5

That picture is really sickening….can’t even look.


karenb | Thursday May 24, 2012 07:09 pm 6

The maggots have eaten him. Good for the maggots.


EvilDrPuma | Thursday May 24, 2012 07:27 pm 7
In response to karenb @ 6

Probably not. I suspect that Saint Ronnie gave the maggots a sour stomach.


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