Late Night: I’ve Had the Gross Cold Thingy

 

This cartoon reminds me of how my aunt was hospitalized for “hiccups” after the rich boy in town dumped her.

Yuck. I am coughing up stuff that I cannot unsee. I’ve been treating myself with a combo of herbs, OTC stuff and sleep, hence the not so pithy content tonight. But what are your favorite cold cures? Someone offered to bring me hot toddies. My lemon tree has fresh fruit (plus I got a delivery from the local organic farmers today). And my dude roommate, aka the Cave Beast, New York Times best selling author and award winning journalist Mark Ebner, made me chicken tacos. Check out his article on Frakingville if you have a chance.

Oh and we shaved Mr. Bruce.

42 Responses to "Late Night: I’ve Had the Gross Cold Thingy"
Kelly Canfield | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:03 pm 1

You just did NOT shave Mr. Bruce! Or did you? Pics required!


DrDick | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:05 pm 2

Lisa!

Morrocan mint tea with lemon and a shot of whiskey or rum is my favorite cold relief.

Also what Kelly said!


Elliott | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:07 pm 3
In response to DrDick @ 2

Jack Daniels.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:08 pm 4

Kelly, we had too. His fur was down to the floor and he required 20 mins 2x a day grooming. He is MUCH happier and more affectionate. And looks like Daffy Duck in Duck Amuck, a huge sunflower!


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:09 pm 5

Kelly Canfield | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:10 pm 6
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 4

Hmmm. I am suspicious of you. I think you had John Roecker over and just shaved Mr. B for the hell of it! Prove me WRONG!


DrDick | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:11 pm 7
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 5

OMG! I am trying so hard not laugh at that picture. Poor baby.


Kelly Canfield | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:15 pm 8
In response to DrDick @ 7

Poor kitteh – but, LOL! At least he is still a bit punk.

VIVA Mr. Bruce and his kitteh mohawk!!


demi | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:17 pm 9

So, tell the truth, what’s worse, the cone of humiliation or the shave of humilation.
Thank you so much, Mr. Bruce, for your sacrafice.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:17 pm 10
In response to DrDick @ 7

No, he is really, really thrilled. His fur was 6-8 inches long, and so thick we couldnt feel his skin. This way he can experence our hands on him, and get to snuggle more. He is so much more outgoing and playful now. Well, for him.


DrDick | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:18 pm 11
In response to Kelly Canfield @ 8

True. Her is definitely the most awesomely punk kitteh on the block.


ChristineEdmonson | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:19 pm 12
In response to DrDick @ 7

OMG, me too. Sorry Lisa!
One spoonful of raw, organic honey, each morning; a glass of water with two teaspoons of organic apple cider vinegar (not bad tasting — I bought Trader Joe’s brand); won ton soup; sleep.


DrDick | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:20 pm 13
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 10

That is one of the reasons I tend not to get long haired cats. They are really high maintenance that way (as if cats are not all high maintenance in their own special ways).


AitchD | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:20 pm 14

Avoid dairy, drink tons of water (the best expectorant), and reject no sympathy.

A sauna often or a steam room would do double duty: completely mask the symptoms for comfort and perspire loads of toxins.


judybrowni | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:23 pm 15

Echinacea and golden seal.

2,000 mcg of vitamin C three times a day

Chicken soup with tons of fresh ginger and garlic.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:24 pm 16
In response to DrDick @ 13

Bruce wasa free kitty–a former sex worker (breeding cat) who wasn’t good enough to show (wrong eye color) and Bruce didnt care to breed. So the cattery owner gave him to us and we couldnt be happier! He is super sweet, doesnt step on my chest or computer, isnt fussy about his food, doesnt try to go outside, and cant be bothered to scratch furniture or carpets. And only gets on the table when I am prepping it for a party.


demi | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:24 pm 17

Fresh Garlic and Lemon Hot tea. Seriously, and you don’t really taste the garlic until you burp.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:26 pm 18

I’m at the point where it’s just chesty phlegm and coughing ot the point where it sounds fatal.


DrDick | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:27 pm 19
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 16

All of my kittehs have been free, which is the only way to go in my book. The current queen of the roost is stray that was hanging out in the neighborhood and adopted me. Neither of us has any regrets (except when she decides I need to wake up at 5:00 and feed her).


demi | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:29 pm 20
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 18

Yum. Been there. Not fun, but it will pass.
garlickylemonyhotteawithakick.
Couldn’t hurt.


RevBev | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:30 pm 21
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 16

Great cat….Enjoy. I inherited a Yorkie who had been a sex worker…such a cutie. So isolated he had to learn to bark!!
What a life; I guess he needed the rest.


DrDick | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:31 pm 22
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 18

Hot liquids (tea or even hot water) will help loosen the phlegm, mint opens the airways, and sugar or honey and alcohol will help suppress the cough a bit. My family doctor when I was a kid used to say that the best over the counter cough syrup was just a tablespoon of sugar saturated with whiskey (remember that this was in the late 50s-early 60s).


DrDick | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:35 pm 23
In response to RevBev @ 21

Heh. I had a huge half lab/half German shepherd who thought he was a cat. I already had a cat when I got him and he took the puppy under his wing. The dog would try to meow and did not learn to bark for years. He also tried to stalk birds like a cat does. The birds would just look at him in shock.


RevBev | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:40 pm 24
In response to DrDick @ 23

Wow, I didn’t know they could be so weird. This one, Ralph, we had had for sometime before he finally barked…then surprised us. He was very small, but had lived his life as a stud….didn’t need to bark, I guess.


Petrocelli | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:44 pm 25

Grand Marnier !

Whether it works or not, you still feel better … *g*

Lisa !


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:47 pm 26
In response to RevBev @ 24

We got our pit dobie mix Dexter when he was 2 weeks old, an emergency rescue. I had two cats and Dexter grew up with a very strong respect for all small furry animals, especially cats. Mr. Bruce wanted to cuddle with him and Dexter was petrified! But he also never chased squirrels or thankfully skunks.


DrDick | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:47 pm 27
In response to Petrocelli @ 25

When I was younger, the cure was Contact and half a gallon of double strength screw drivers. May not have cured you, but you didn’t give a shit. Now that hurts too much the next day.


demi | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:48 pm 28
In response to Petrocelli @ 25

Petro! It’s been a bit. Great to see your positive smile.
I’ll take a coupla fingers, if you’re offering.


Petrocelli | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:50 pm 29
In response to DrDick @ 27

LOL !!!

I know what you mean, now I opt for Vitamin Ds, Cs & Spicy Soups …


DrDick | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:51 pm 30
In response to Petrocelli @ 29

For me it is the Morrocan mint tea with a splash of lemon juice and a tablespoon or two of whiskey or rum, along with hot soup (nondairy).


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:52 pm 31

Hey Petro!


OldFatGuy | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:53 pm 32

One way to deal with a cold is to go on three day bender. When you wake up on the fourth day, after the hangover, it’ll be like you never really had a cold.

Or not.


demi | Tuesday May 22, 2012 08:54 pm 33

‘Tis sad. Me too. Now it’s calcum, magnesium, zinc, Hot garlic and lemon tea. And, a shot if I had one, but I ain’t got that stuff here.
Steam. I put a pot of water on to steam and breathe it for 10 minutes at a time. It’s rather meditative, also.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday May 22, 2012 09:01 pm 34

I’m slamming Wellness, and herbal compound plus Emergen-C, and sleep, plus stuff to thin the gunk in my chest.


demi | Tuesday May 22, 2012 09:03 pm 35

Sleep well when you do, Lisa.
I’m heading for horizontal now.


Petrocelli | Tuesday May 22, 2012 09:03 pm 36
In response to demi @ 28

{{{demi}}}

A Tall Glass is headed your way …


DrDick | Tuesday May 22, 2012 09:06 pm 37
In response to demi @ 35

Niters!

Time for me to toddle off as well. Take care all.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday May 22, 2012 09:07 pm 38

Night DR Dick!


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday May 22, 2012 09:07 pm 39

Night Demi!


demi | Tuesday May 22, 2012 09:11 pm 40
In response to Petrocelli @ 36

I’ll save it for my breakfast tea. Thanks!


HotFlash | Wednesday May 23, 2012 12:47 am 41
In response to Petrocelli @ 36

Hey PetroC, if it’s going by way of TO it may not arrive. I need therapy too.


presquevu | Wednesday May 23, 2012 04:29 am 42

TCM remedies: Yin Chao, Bi Yan Pian, Honey Loquat Cough Syrup, African Sea Coconut cough syrup

Essential oils: Oil of oregano on the soles of the feet

NA herbals: Thayers Slippery Elm Lozenges

Fresh juices &c: pineapple juice, lemon juice in water, blended fresh cranberries in water


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