Gucci Baby, For Your Little Bundle of 1%

Oh goodie! The new Gucci Baby collection has arrived at Ron Robinson, a boutique located in the fancy retail souq Fred Segal. Worried that, with an average growth rate of 3/8 of an inch per month and 3 to 5 oz a week after 6 months, little Supine Charger or Nyak Lord Nelson Reilly could outgrow their $250 Gucci denim romper or $240 Gucci jacket? Well, gosh, just think how good you’ll feel when you go buy them a bigger size, knowing that:

Nearly 15 million children in the United States – 21% of all children – live in families with incomes below the federal poverty level – $22,050 a year for a family of four.