Comments on: Late Night: Kung Fu Ricin Fighting? The Rise of the Attack Elvi? http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/2013/04/23/late-night-kung-fu-ricin-fighting-the-rise-of-the-attack-elvi/ Just another Firedoglake weblog Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:01:02 -0500 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.2 By: Shoto http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/2013/04/23/late-night-kung-fu-ricin-fighting-the-rise-of-the-attack-elvi/#comment-29282 Shoto Wed, 24 Apr 2013 15:01:38 +0000 http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/?p=9865#comment-29282 Upon his release, Paul Kevin Curtis was reported to have said, "Well...Thankyouverymuch..." Upon his release, Paul Kevin Curtis was reported to have said,

“Well…Thankyouverymuch…”

]]> By: EarthquakeWeather http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/2013/04/23/late-night-kung-fu-ricin-fighting-the-rise-of-the-attack-elvi/#comment-29281 EarthquakeWeather Wed, 24 Apr 2013 06:47:07 +0000 http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/?p=9865#comment-29281 I just read a new book, "Gulp," about the digestive system. There is half a chapter about Elvis' paralyzed colon. As we know he died "straining at stool," but what we didn't know is that he likely suffered from constipation his whole life. He toured with a doctor who gave him (usually) well-timed enemas. Puts things in perspective. I just read a new book, “Gulp,” about the digestive system. There is half a chapter about Elvis’ paralyzed colon. As we know he died “straining at stool,” but what we didn’t know is that he likely suffered from constipation his whole life. He toured with a doctor who gave him (usually) well-timed enemas. Puts things in perspective.

]]> By: wynota skunk http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/2013/04/23/late-night-kung-fu-ricin-fighting-the-rise-of-the-attack-elvi/#comment-29280 wynota skunk Wed, 24 Apr 2013 04:48:04 +0000 http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/?p=9865#comment-29280 Ricin-Schmcin', I want my biggest moment of fame to be my unrequited lusty desire to massage and ___ my lawyer's toes. " Because what's worse than knowing you want something, besides knowing you can can never have it. " Toe Jamm Ing. 7th Mung Dynasty Ricin-Schmcin’, I want my biggest moment of fame to be my unrequited lusty desire to massage and ___ my lawyer’s toes. ” Because what’s worse than knowing you want something, besides knowing you can can never have it. ” Toe Jamm Ing. 7th Mung Dynasty

]]> By: CTuttle http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/2013/04/23/late-night-kung-fu-ricin-fighting-the-rise-of-the-attack-elvi/#comment-29279 CTuttle Wed, 24 Apr 2013 04:24:31 +0000 http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/?p=9865#comment-29279 <em>...don't forget to try your waitress...</em> *heh* I'd get slapped by my SO, Lisa...! ;-) …don’t forget to try your waitress…

*heh* I’d get slapped by my SO, Lisa…! ;-)

]]> By: Lisa Derrick http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/2013/04/23/late-night-kung-fu-ricin-fighting-the-rise-of-the-attack-elvi/#comment-29278 Lisa Derrick Wed, 24 Apr 2013 03:44:36 +0000 http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/?p=9865#comment-29278 (I'll be here all week, please tip the veal and don;t forget to try your waitress) (I’ll be here all week, please tip the veal and don;t forget to try your waitress)

]]> By: Lisa Derrick http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/2013/04/23/late-night-kung-fu-ricin-fighting-the-rise-of-the-attack-elvi/#comment-29277 Lisa Derrick Wed, 24 Apr 2013 03:43:17 +0000 http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/?p=9865#comment-29277 Also this one: What rhymes with orange? Silver. Also this one:

What rhymes with orange?
Silver.

]]> By: Lisa Derrick http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/2013/04/23/late-night-kung-fu-ricin-fighting-the-rise-of-the-attack-elvi/#comment-29276 Lisa Derrick Wed, 24 Apr 2013 03:42:38 +0000 http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/?p=9865#comment-29276 That is sadly one of my favorite jokes. That is sadly one of my favorite jokes.

]]> By: Lisa Derrick http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/2013/04/23/late-night-kung-fu-ricin-fighting-the-rise-of-the-attack-elvi/#comment-29275 Lisa Derrick Wed, 24 Apr 2013 03:36:54 +0000 http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/?p=9865#comment-29275 So Elvis casts his limpid gaze gaze on the blushing girl, leans in and whispers: <blockquote>Hey little lady--are you done with that potato?</blockquote> So Elvis casts his limpid gaze gaze on the blushing girl, leans in and whispers:

Hey little lady–are you done with that potato?

]]> By: Lisa Derrick http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/2013/04/23/late-night-kung-fu-ricin-fighting-the-rise-of-the-attack-elvi/#comment-29274 Lisa Derrick Wed, 24 Apr 2013 03:35:57 +0000 http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/?p=9865#comment-29274 <blockquote>Oh Elvis, anythng for you!</blockquote>

Oh Elvis, anythng for you!

]]> By: Lisa Derrick http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/2013/04/23/late-night-kung-fu-ricin-fighting-the-rise-of-the-attack-elvi/#comment-29273 Lisa Derrick Wed, 24 Apr 2013 03:35:33 +0000 http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/?p=9865#comment-29273 And the woman gigles... The King says, <blockquote>Ma'am, your daughter is so pretty and I'd like to ask your daught something</blockquote> And the woman gigles…
The King says,

Ma’am, your daughter is so pretty and I’d like to ask your daught something

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