Rick Perry makes so much more sense here! If he were gay, Rick Perry –at least this version– would be Rimbaud. Or Allen Ginsberg. Instead in real life, he’s a sweaty-lipped, bad suit wearing, hair-dying, uptight creep.
For those who prefer their videos more literal:
and if you’d like some ice cream, try it Texas style: Fried!
Rick Perry is better with bad lip reading!
Lisa!
I want to know who told Perry it was a good idea to get stoned right before he spoke in public.
I think stoning Rick Perry is an excellent idea.
Oh, new bumper sticker slogan:
“I’ll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one.”
Oh, and Lisa,
A million dollars isn’t that much money any more.
Rick Perry has a sweaty upper lip. Nuff said.
Everybody must get stoned! I also like the idea of executing corporations. I have a few candidates (like KBR for war crimes).
“I’ll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one.”
Excellent. But where would we find an innocent corporation for Perry to snuff…?
Let’s you and me and Evil Dr. P
Make ourselves a grand jury.
We could indict Kellogg, Brown
and Root them out and send ‘em down…
That’s the beauty of it. We know a corporation almost surely deserves lethal injection…
But where would we find an innocent corporation for Perry to snuff…?
Right next to the unicorns and leprechauns.
Executing Corporation by SEC like Arthur Anderson.
I would never have imagined in pleasure loving America we could have candidates that make GW Bush feel liberal.
Simply beyond mind boggling
A million dollars isn’t that much money any more.
It’s not…? Excuse me, I have to rewrite this ransom note…
My freind Guiseppe Soittle (0on eof our first guests on Movie Night) pointed on on his site Newsvandal.com that if corporations are people, then people shoud act like corporations.
You obviously have not spent nearly enough time in places like Oklahoma and Texas.
Mr Perry also has hairspray to keep the boyish part in place. Presidential candidates are all now disguising their real self. So creepy.
You gotta be more specific than WTF. That could apply to nearly anything.
I would never have imagined in pleasure loving America we could have candidates that make GW Bush feel liberal.
Before the GOP is finished, straitjackets will become a fashion statement.
Gov. Goodhair … God bless you, Molly Ivins. We sure need you here, now.
I should add “or Montana.” We have some Republicans in the legislature here that make Perry look like a sane, intellectual genius.
A political badge of honor. Bachmann and Perry are already pretty close to that point and Cain is edging up on them.
Trouble (for them) is, the disguises are very B-movie…unconvincing rubber contraptions with highly visible zippers.
Response to 24 Bargain Counter Tenor…Molly said “We have to dance with them that brung us”…Lisa could have some good fun with that.
The SNL debate skit was awesome. It’s at the top of show here
If she’d lived a bit longer and moved to New Jersey, she could have coined “Governor Goodyear.”
The murderer has that innocent look… is the upper lip sweat a tell?
Either that or television lights… could be both.
This is my current favorite bit of Rethuglican double think. Absolutely shameless.
*heh* I could sure use a cool mill…! That’s enough for me, I’m not greedy…! Honest…! ;-)
Rick Perry makes so much more sense here! If he were gay, Rick Perry –at least this version– would be Rimbaud. Or Allen Ginsberg. Instead in real life, he’s a sweaty-lipped, bad suit wearing,
hair-dyingterrible wig wearing, uptight creep.
fixed that for ya
Heya, CT. Did you watch the Conciliator in Chief’s whole speech to the CBC?
Well lookee here…a racist Republican in a position of significant authority? In Alabama? Say it isn’t so!
Atticus Finch would be spinning in his grave, if he ever really existed.
Along wiht Occupy Wall Street, there’s been folks in SF’s financial district since Saturday.
That’s two ought-to-have-beens in one sentence: a real Atticus Finch, and another Harper Lee novel.
Rick and Roch as in Rock Hudson get the first dance. G) GWB is a wall flower.
Cantor couldn’t be a less appealing politiian if he branded the words, “Yes, I’m a fucking asshole, what are you going to do about it?” across his chest and started attending Senate functions topless.
Well, I can say this for Lee: she may have only done one, but she did it right.
I’ll have to check my newspeak guide, but isn’t double-plus-ungood as bad as it gets?
Did you see the nutrition information on that thing? That’s frightening.
Think of it as my way of encouraging you to skip that midnight snack.
OMG! Shades of the LGM thread I was in earlier today and this one at Pandagon.
Cantor constantly pushes the boundaries of the possible evil.
Triple-plus-ungood was added to the dictionary in 1985. But it was actually always there.
I know. Now I am wondering if there is a way to make deep-friend Frito pie…
I don’t want to wish her away from us, but I’m hoping that her estate reveals novels in MS in trunks or file cabinets.
I read To Kill a Mockingbird in high school. I loved that book so much I wanted to read more of Harper Lee’s work. I was stunned to learn that she had not published anything else.
It’s been real, but I’m going to wander off. Peace out, y’all!
Time for me to toddle off. Long day tomorrow corrupting undergrads at 9:00 and then the voyage to the dark side with my theory seminar until 5:00 (thank Dawg for the crockpot!). Take care all.
Well, yes you can. If you
“nozzle the gas jets against the jalapeno proper.”
At least that appears to be the Perryspeak for how to do it. :)
AND THE KILLIN’ GOEZ ON AND ON AND…
Citizen Lisa Derrik and all the little Dominos:
Hey Sister Lisa, how’s stuff on the left coast…some srious music experiences to relate?
Don’t get around here enough anymore…miss yer excursions into the twilight zones of fascist intelligence and of course your late night musical offerings. You folks out there on the cutting edge of extinction got anything goin on like what is beginnin’ in NYC on Wall Street?
KEEP THE FAITH AND PASS THE AMMUNITION, ALL THEY GOT IS THE MONEY!!
Norske, I havent seen any bands recently, except the Dick & jane Family Orchestar who are awesome at our local parish fest sunday.
Hallooo Lisa, BCT, all y’all.
I’m shizzin with the bizzn.
(That’s purely made up lingo for “I don’t know a damn thing about anything.)
But I did post earlier about punk bands getting yanked off YouTube by false copyright claims..
Norske, Andrew Brietbart thinks the righties have all the guns.
I’m off to examine the inside of my eyelids, folks.
Good night, all.
Enjoy! Occupy LA starts Saturday. It was off to a rocky start last Saturday and decided to regroup.
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Hey Lisa. Why are we listening to stuff that makes less sense than what spews from Rick Perry’s mouth without bad lip-reading?