Late Night: Let’s Do It! Free-Form Weiners

We’ve got some winners weiners for tonight’s topics: First off, naturally, is Weiner himself. Dude, what were you thinking? And while we’re on the subject of “What were you thinking?”, the ladies (and I use that that term loosely, as they used themselves) involved need to answer that as well. But maybe I am old fashioned and think sexy typing should be reserved for someone you know well, with whom you may have already done the deed, and with whom you share some sort of emotional and intimate commitment.

Next up: Glenn Beck. Becky has announced that he’s launching an online TV venture, GBTV, and asked for subscribers at $4.99 a month. He’s put up his own money and won’t take any partners. Why do I have visions of the late Reverend Gene Scott, a fixture on local LA TV during the 1980s who would sit with a blackboard and wind-up monkey while espousing strange conspiracy theories about the pyramids, the Bible, and whatever else struck his fancy.

Meanwhile, the Beckster also revealed that he gave family members six months to a year’s worth of food for Christmas. I wonder if the amount of food was based on how much they tolerated his blather at family reunions.


Who’s on your weiner list? Any whiners?

[photo: Tracy Knauss]

70 Responses to "Late Night: Let’s Do It! Free-Form Weiners"
Lisa Derrick | Tuesday June 7, 2011 08:02 pm 1

Happy Late Night everyone!


DrDick | Tuesday June 7, 2011 08:06 pm 2

Lisa!

Saying that Weiner was thinking is probably stretching things quite a bit. All guys know that when you let the little head do the thinking, rationality and judgment go out the window. As to the sort of anonymous online sex thing, I understand how that can be exciting for some people (though it has no appeal to me), though it is probably a really good idea to keep it really anonymous.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday June 7, 2011 08:10 pm 3

Okay, I am gonna vent right now: some company with caller ID ObamaStim keeps calling me for mortgage adjustment. I have press 3 to not receive more calls repeatedly each time they call, and entered them on my “block this call list” And filed complaints with the Ntl Do Not Call Registry. Grrrr.


EvilDrPuma | Tuesday June 7, 2011 08:11 pm 4

Happpy Late Night!

I dunno, Lisa, I think I’ve pretty much had it with the Crotch Shot Heard Round the World…


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday June 7, 2011 08:13 pm 5
In response to DrDick @ 2

The newest is a Vegas blackjack dealer with whom he had political and party discussions.


jayt | Tuesday June 7, 2011 08:15 pm 6

Becky has announced that he’s launching an online TV venture, GBTV,….

Why do I have visions of the late Reverend Gene Scott,….

I dunno, but Beck’s gonna have to go some to be more fun than the Rev was to watch while massively stoned….


DrDick | Tuesday June 7, 2011 08:15 pm 7
In response to EvilDrPuma @ 4

Just one more ploy to divert our attention from the fact that long term unemployment is now worse than during the Great Depression (but the President does not seem too concerned), we are bogged down in two and a half unwinnable wars at huge cost in lives and treasure, the states are going bankrupt (thanks in part to Republican tax cuts), the Republicans are threatening to force the US to default on its loans, and they are also looking to destroy Medicare and Social Security.


tambershall | Tuesday June 7, 2011 08:17 pm 8
In response to DrDick @ 2

Reminds me of that old joke ladies have:
Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the part of them that makes 90% of their decisions.

Not true for all men, or all the time, but still amusing.


CTuttle | Tuesday June 7, 2011 08:18 pm 9

As far as I’m concerned, in regards to Weiner, Karma’s a B*tch… ‘nuf said…! 8-(


tambershall | Tuesday June 7, 2011 08:18 pm 10

Weiners?
Every “Dem” leader who’s not fighting this nonsense that gutting Americans is good for Americans.


EvilDrPuma | Tuesday June 7, 2011 08:18 pm 11
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 5

That seems pretty tame, all in all. I’m sure the Reprivaticans can make some hay about it, but I’m going to just tap my foot until they show the same expectations of accountability for Craig, Foley, Vitter, Ensign, Sanford, Gingrich…


Suzanne | Tuesday June 7, 2011 08:19 pm 12

lisa!


DrDick | Tuesday June 7, 2011 08:22 pm 13
In response to EvilDrPuma @ 11

Odd how this rather tame foolishness is dominating the airwaves, compared to the much more muted coverage of those much more lurid incidents. Sort of reminds me of how the media covered Gingrich’s marital foibles during the Lewinsky hearings.


jayt | Tuesday June 7, 2011 08:23 pm 14
In response to DrDick @ 13

it’s that damned liberal media, doncha know…


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday June 7, 2011 08:27 pm 15

You know, Beck’s tv show could be a glorious flop.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday June 7, 2011 08:30 pm 16

I anticipate this from Becky: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3X-GtEnjME


CTuttle | Tuesday June 7, 2011 08:33 pm 17
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 15

One could only hope, Lisa…! Given Faux Spew’s current plunge, to Comedy Central no less, it does give hope…! ;-)


ruh17 | Tuesday June 7, 2011 08:33 pm 18

What I want to know is when does sexting get brought into Sex Ed.? I’m actually curious to see Boehner’s stance on sexting. Pronounced Booooner.


EvilDrPuma | Tuesday June 7, 2011 08:35 pm 19
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 15

Guess it depends on how many of his current worshipers are willing to pay to follow him. I’m sure there are enough drooling idiots out there to keep Beck afloat, but I don’t know if they’re willing to part with some cash for the privilege.


DrDick | Tuesday June 7, 2011 08:40 pm 20
In response to EvilDrPuma @ 19

You know the scary part is that he might actually have a viable business model there, which is not to say that his show will actually succeed. Given the available technology and access to the internet, something like this could really work as a form of niche marketing. You could stream it online or make a deal with the cable companies that they can sell ad time and keep all the profits and you just get the subscription fees.


CTuttle | Tuesday June 7, 2011 08:41 pm 21
In response to EvilDrPuma @ 19

Maybe the Kochroaches will keep him afloat anyways…!


EvilDrPuma | Tuesday June 7, 2011 08:44 pm 22
In response to CTuttle @ 21

Yeah, good point.


hackworth1 | Tuesday June 7, 2011 08:45 pm 23

Beck’s done the math, he knows he can clean up. He will be as successful in 50 states as Gene Scott was in Cullifornia.

Goddamn It! You know you should have given (me) the money! Why’d I have ta yell at ya! If I was married to either one o ya, I’d get up and kick ya!. This is WAR! – Gene Scott, deceased.


CTuttle | Tuesday June 7, 2011 08:48 pm 24
In response to DrDick @ 20

*heh* Charlie Sheen’s rants sure got some airtime…! ;-)


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday June 7, 2011 08:48 pm 25
In response to DrDick @ 20

Like a podcast. Or YouTube series. Beck is using super high tech stuff HDTV studios, the same company that does MLB webcasts that can morph on to teevee.


EvilDrPuma | Tuesday June 7, 2011 08:52 pm 26
In response to CTuttle @ 24

Of course. The man is a drug-addled nincompoop–best TV since Dubya left office.


heycoachb | Tuesday June 7, 2011 08:54 pm 27

Gene Scott … now that’s angry!

“Good policy leads to good politics”. That sounds erudite Mr. President, but it is hopelessly naive. One, of course, does not exist without the other. If Democrats do not get the politics right soon, they can kiss their policies good bye.

Article here: http://waronignorance.net/index.html

Monitoring Right Wing Lunacy!


heycoachb | Tuesday June 7, 2011 08:55 pm 28

Anti-American Revisionism and Ralph Reed’s Freak Show

Aryan-American Ralph Reed, Fuhrer of the “Faith and Freedom Coalition,” presided this past weekend over an angry, frilly, pale stampede on Washington DC that Reed called his “Faith and Freedom Conference.”

Great article here : http://waronignorance.net/index.html

Monitoring Right Wing Lunacy!


DrDick | Tuesday June 7, 2011 08:55 pm 29
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 25

Also opens up the possibility for additional business opportunities, at least in larger cities. Companies could operate studios (not unlike independent recording studios now), providing the studio space, equipment, and technical people on an hourly fee basis. This would make it accessible to more people and make them money as well.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday June 7, 2011 08:57 pm 30
In response to EvilDrPuma @ 26

bobbyd12 | Tuesday June 7, 2011 08:58 pm 31

I agree, Beck should play with his monkey on his new show.


DrDick | Tuesday June 7, 2011 09:02 pm 32

Time for me to toddle off. Take care all.


Suzanne | Tuesday June 7, 2011 09:05 pm 33
In response to DrDick @ 32

g’nite dr dick


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday June 7, 2011 09:06 pm 34

Night Dr Dick!


CTuttle | Tuesday June 7, 2011 09:06 pm 35
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 25

You’d be surprised at the heights you can reach on YouTube…

Two local boys NigaHiga hit the bigtime, complete with a Hollywood movie…! Here was their very first offering…! ;-)


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday June 7, 2011 09:06 pm 36

I loved Rev Gene Scott…


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday June 7, 2011 09:13 pm 37
In response to CTuttle @ 35

awesome. and let’s not forget beiber came from youtube. and so did the new guy in Journey.

WebTv has potential. We had the creators of webseries on movie night a while back.


AitchD | Tuesday June 7, 2011 09:13 pm 38

Weiner should have done a limited hang out and said the tweeted pic was Huma’s shorts and his nose.


Dearie | Tuesday June 7, 2011 09:17 pm 39

I haven’t followed weiner-threads, so perhaps this has been discussed: Breitbart-the-snake seems to have some x-rated pix of the weiner-man and is basically using them as a threat. That’s why people aren’t supposed to get into compromising positions. If you are subject to blackmail, you are toast. IMHO


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday June 7, 2011 09:20 pm 40
In response to Dearie @ 39

Americans living in Russia as part of diplomatic corps were advised never to be seen taking an envelope–even if the person handing it to you said, “Thanks so much for inviting us to your party, here are pictures we took.”


robertarend | Tuesday June 7, 2011 09:20 pm 41
In response to tambershall @ 8

I have never given my penis a cute name. I have too much respect for it….


Dearie | Tuesday June 7, 2011 09:26 pm 42

Weiner could have just fessed up that he had some internet friends and they occasionally shared (private) photos and then STFU. but he lied and used his friends and came off looking like an idiot. Couldn’t say with “certitude”……yeah, right. What a dope!


CTuttle | Tuesday June 7, 2011 09:27 pm 43
In response to robertarend @ 41

*heh* The better half and I have never had to use any ‘pet names’ or some such nonsense… However, I’m noticed a decided uptick in the amount of ‘do we have to’s', of late…! ;-)


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday June 7, 2011 09:28 pm 44
In response to robertarend @ 41

Giving body parts cute names is um…scary.


robertarend | Tuesday June 7, 2011 09:31 pm 45
In response to CTuttle @ 43

Completely know that drill. I cured that quite easily with, “Yeah, I know what you mean. It’s been a bit boring lately….”


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday June 7, 2011 09:36 pm 46
In response to Dearie @ 42

How about when Rachel Maddow asked it was his unit in the grey shorts and he replied I WISH.

groan


CTuttle | Tuesday June 7, 2011 09:36 pm 47
In response to robertarend @ 45

And, you survived the ensuing ‘lQQk’…? ;-)

Three kids and a full hysterectomy later, I’m grateful that I get any at all…! ;-)


Dearie | Tuesday June 7, 2011 09:38 pm 48
In response to CTuttle @ 47

You guys……..this is a public forum! :))


robertarend | Tuesday June 7, 2011 09:39 pm 49
In response to CTuttle @ 47

No woman will accept a rating of boring. She will always rise to the challenge just to prove she’s still got it….


Dearie | Tuesday June 7, 2011 09:40 pm 50
In response to robertarend @ 45

Betrayal on multiple levels!


Dearie | Tuesday June 7, 2011 09:42 pm 51
In response to Dearie @ 50

That was for Lisa at 46….deep breaths robert, deep breaths. My mistakey I guess. We’re all gonna be okay. Even weiner-man…well, eventually.


robertarend | Tuesday June 7, 2011 09:44 pm 52
In response to Dearie @ 51

Breathing deeeeply….


CTuttle | Tuesday June 7, 2011 09:49 pm 53
In response to robertarend @ 52

Not too deeply, now…! ;-)


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday June 7, 2011 09:49 pm 54

I think it was kinda cute that becky sent family members food for Xmess. I wonder if it’s the MRE company that advertises on Coast to Coast?


Dearie | Tuesday June 7, 2011 09:52 pm 55
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 54

Maybe the Beckster sent them the MREs and had them turn over some gold shares to him. He is such a piece of work. The world gone wild.


CTuttle | Tuesday June 7, 2011 09:53 pm 56
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 54

Oh snap…! ;-)

After eating those abominations for 15 of my 20 yrs in the Army, tho they’re much improved, it’s still narsty sh*t…!


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday June 7, 2011 09:54 pm 57

Every now and then I think, maybe I should have some MREs on hand, I do live in earthquake country. At one point I thought about getitng a shotgun, then realized I would forget where I had stashed the shells.


ChristineEdmonson | Tuesday June 7, 2011 09:56 pm 58
In response to CTuttle @ 56

Hey CT! How are you? We are watching “Top Gear.”


CTuttle | Tuesday June 7, 2011 09:59 pm 59
In response to ChristineEdmonson @ 58

Aloha, CE…! PBS Newshour is on here…! ;-)


PPDCUS | Tuesday June 7, 2011 10:00 pm 60
In response to Dearie @ 51

The difference between hard times and …

Like Spitzer, Weiner was getting too close to shining a light on D.C.’s Heart of Darkness. In the latter case, by spearheading a congressional probe into the Clarence/Ginny Thomas SCOTUS’s constitution prostitution ring.

When all’s said and done, it comes down to Corporate/Media Viagranomics.


ChristineEdmonson | Tuesday June 7, 2011 10:02 pm 61
In response to CTuttle @ 59

Very hot here, and will be 94 tomorrow. The house is on lockdown with shades down and one bedroom air conditioner. We are very comfortable.


SirLurksAlot | Tuesday June 7, 2011 10:04 pm 62

weiner. tee hee. it’s still funny…


Dearie | Tuesday June 7, 2011 10:05 pm 63
In response to PPDCUS @ 60

Yes, but … if you don’t have the creepy factor in your closet, then you get to charge right ahead putting the heat on the bad guys. Why is it that folks seem to not get that? Did Weiner think he was above it all, better than, teflon, beyond detection? Weiner’s misbehavior (and, yes, I do think it was misbehavior) pulled his pulpet out from under him, rendered him impotent, as it were.


ChristineEdmonson | Tuesday June 7, 2011 10:06 pm 64
In response to PPDCUS @ 60

Hey PPDCUS,
You are SO right — why can’t others see this?


PPDCUS | Tuesday June 7, 2011 10:10 pm 65
In response to Dearie @ 63

Modern day Greek tragedy, Dearie. Hubris trumps all other virtues.


PPDCUS | Tuesday June 7, 2011 10:13 pm 66

Hiya CE –


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday June 7, 2011 10:13 pm 67

Nighty night!


robertarend | Tuesday June 7, 2011 10:14 pm 68
In response to SirLurksAlot @ 62

‘Penis’, awkward to say
For women, rarely okay;
Yet The Vagina Monologues is a praiseworthy play
But a Penis Monologues—absolutely no way.
‘Vagina’ has three syllables, and that’s okay,
But two-syllable ‘penis’ should be easier to say….


edur | Wednesday June 8, 2011 07:28 am 69

What do these 9%’ers do, volunteer to take turns Hanging OUT of the PORK Barrel to distract US from the truly important issues (like solar panel/electric cars for ALL OUR jobs, Jobs, JOB$)?


DonWilliams | Thursday June 9, 2011 12:28 am 70
In response to DrDick @ 13

What wasn’t tame was Weiner’s claim that he was a victim of a federal crime. That’s the problem. Congressmen aren’t supposed to make fake claims of federal crimes and then sit by when innocent citizens are falsely implicated by his friends.

Tame? No, I don’t think so.


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