Let’s face it, things are weird. I am avoiding using any Dickensian references because I think they could be only half right and not the happy half, but there is a small of amount of hope: Fukishima may not be exactly as bad Chernobyl; Bradley Manning’s treatment got called on the State Dept carpet by AP reporters; the discovery of a 300-million-year-old shark jawbone found 700 feet below ground in a Kentucky coal mine may disrupt ebiblefellowship.com’s End Times calendar stating May 21 as the Rapture/Judgment Day and October 21 as the End of the World, which seems designed to one-up the Mayan 2012 countdown.*
Speaking of judgment and rapture, Fox News thinks Pap smears are available at Walgreens, which means either they have insider tips or are really stupid. And Denny’s has a maple bacon sundae on the menu. Either bacon is burned out or cured pork cures all.
*Plan a party for Sunday May 22! Menu ideas, anyone? And will you include bacon?