Sarah Palin Says: Stay Fat, America, and Free!

Thus spake Sarah Palin:

And the lard shall set them free!

Michelle Obama has made eating healthier and ending childhood obesity her WH issues. To that end there’s a website Let’s Move which has been joined by the  Partnership for a Healthier America:

Now, the Partnership for a Healthier America will support the First Lady’s cause by encouraging, tracking, and communicating commitments to healthier lifestyles from partner organizations – commitments that align with the Partnership for a Healthier America’s priorities….The Partnership for a Healthier America will fill a unique niche among childhood obesity initiatives across the United States. As a partner to the First Lady’s campaign, the Partnership will work alongside the federal government to build target industry specific solutions to fighting obesity that can be measured and tracked. Rather than award grants, engage in policy discussions or develop programmatic activities, the Partnership will concentrate on mobilizing leadership from across sectors and at every level to take action that can have a significant impact on organizational goals.

To on-the-go Mrs. Palin–who is blessed to be able to fill up her family up on clean, healthy Alaska protein like salmon, elk, moose shot with her own gun–Let’sMove.com is just more government interference. In a cat fest, Palin told Laura Ingraham how she really felt about the First Lady and her concept of healthy kids:

Take her anti-obesity thing that she is on. She is on this kick, right. What she is telling us is she cannot trust parents to make decisions for their own children, for their own families in what we should eat. And I know I’m going to be again criticized for bringing this up, but instead of a government thinking that they need to take over and make decisions for us according to some politician or politician’s wife priorities, just leave us alone, get off our back and allow us as individuals to exercise our own God-given rights to make our own decisions and then our country gets back on the right track.
I agree with her:
Allow us as individuals to exercise our rights to make our  own decisions and then our country gets back on the right track. [I left out "God-given," cuz some people don't believe in God and some people have pantheons]
Those rights include the right to eat, drink, make merry and love as we please.  Since Sarah wants the government out of our kitchens, let’s keep ‘em out of our bedrooms too! And our living rooms! And our backyards!
I want to drink raw milk!
161 Responses to "Sarah Palin Says: Stay Fat, America, and Free!"
Suzanne | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:02 pm 1

lisa!


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:04 pm 2

Hihi!


EvilDrPuma | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:04 pm 3

Just shut the fuck up, Sarah.


Margaretthepurist | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:05 pm 4

Kinda reminds me of the South Park when Rob Reiner is on a kick about how mad smoking is for everybody while constantly shoving burgers and cake down his throat. Or like Bristol being a spokesperson in favor of abstinence only “education”. Or am I supposed to leave Bristol aloooooooooooooooooooone?


DrDick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:05 pm 5

Lisa!

She sort of misses the whole issue of a lot of parents not knowing what constitutes healthy or unhealthy food or the consequences of the latter, as well as the fact that many families, especially the poor, do not really have access to healthy food.

That said I heartily endorse getting Sarah Palin out of our lives (and off our TV screens).


Margaretthepurist | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:06 pm 6

Oops. Should have been “bad” not “mad” but no edit tab.


EvilDrPuma | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:07 pm 7
In response to Margaretthepurist @ 4

If La Palin can take cheap shots at anyone and everyone and pass it off as being engaged politically, I figure Bristol is fair game.


Margaretthepurist | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:07 pm 8
In response to DrDick @ 5

She sorta misses 95 percent of higher brain function too…..


Margaretthepurist | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:08 pm 9
In response to EvilDrPuma @ 7

I figure Bristol is fairly gamey.

Fixed it for ya


DrDick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:09 pm 10
In response to Margaretthepurist @ 8

That goes without saying.


marymccurnin | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:09 pm 11

Sara Palin belongs in prison.


EvilDrPuma | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:11 pm 12
In response to Margaretthepurist @ 9

I’ll take your word for it…unlike Levi, I don’t plan on eating Bristol any time soon.


DrDick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:11 pm 13
In response to EvilDrPuma @ 12

You are going to eat Levi???? Yuck!


Petrocelli | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:12 pm 14
In response to marymccurnin @ 11

Careful Senator … she’ll shoot her way out ! *g*

Lisa !


Margaretthepurist | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:12 pm 15

Sarah Palin is unequivocal proof that there is no justice in our universe.


EvilDrPuma | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:12 pm 16
In response to marymccurnin @ 11

Just fortheluvvaPete give the woman a soundproofed cell.


Margaretthepurist | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:13 pm 17
In response to EvilDrPuma @ 12

Come on. Look at her. She’s bloated and spoiled.


marymccurnin | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:13 pm 18
In response to Petrocelli @ 14

Can you imagine how much she would whine in prison?


patrickhenrypress | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:15 pm 19

Like most people, I prefer my milk radiated, heated to 10,000 degrees and carved into blocks, but now they tell me that’s cheese.

I was a child raised on non-fat dry milk! What is this “raw” milk of which you speak?

Palin is amusement for the mentally challenged. What are her ratings now? I heard somewhere her reality show has an audience of Glenn Beck, and he’s just stalking her.


EvilDrPuma | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:15 pm 20
In response to Margaretthepurist @ 17

She’s Mommy’s little puppet.


Margaretthepurist | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:16 pm 21
In response to marymccurnin @ 18

She’d want cheese to go with it….


nonpartisanliberal | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:17 pm 22

Only in the twisted mind of Sarah Palin does sharing knowledge equate to exercising control over people’s lives and the denial of (uninformed) choice.

Do we keep paying attention to this wretch because it makes us feel morally and intellectually superior to her and her followers?


Petrocelli | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:17 pm 23
In response to patrickhenrypress @ 19

Raw Milk is unpasteurized Milk, which I grew up on and which many “naturalists” feel is better than the Chemical Soup that is sold as Milk these days.


patrickhenrypress | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:17 pm 24
In response to Margaretthepurist @ 21

Cheez-whiz is more like it.


Margaretthepurist | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:18 pm 25
In response to patrickhenrypress @ 24

Spray cheese


DrDick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:18 pm 26
In response to patrickhenrypress @ 19

Heh. As a kid, we would go to my hillbilly grandfather’s farm and have milk fresh from the cow (like milked 5-10 minutes before)for breakfast. Warm and fresh and tasty. All grass fed cattle, which I think cives the milk a better flavor, as long as they do not get into the wild onions (Yuck!).


EvilDrPuma | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:20 pm 27
In response to nonpartisanliberal @ 22

No, we pay attention to her because, no matter how horrifically stupid it would be, she stands a reasonable chance of being the next Republican presidential nominee.


Twain | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:21 pm 28
In response to Margaretthepurist @ 25

Well, she already has the “crackers”


marymccurnin | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:24 pm 29

also, also


DrDick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:24 pm 30
In response to EvilDrPuma @ 27

I think you meant especially given “how horrifically stupid it would be, she stands a reasonable chance of being the next Republican presidential nominee.”


Margaretthepurist | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:24 pm 31
In response to Twain @ 28

Oh yeah. Many times over.


EvilDrPuma | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:25 pm 32
In response to Twain @ 28

She is a cracker. Recall her father’s explanation for why she left the University of Hawaii.


Margaretthepurist | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:26 pm 33

Well, I stayed up way late last night so I’m turning in early tonight. Oya koinu.


Twain | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:27 pm 34
In response to EvilDrPuma @ 32

I don’t remember it right now.


DrDick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:28 pm 35
In response to Margaretthepurist @ 33

Night!


Suzanne | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:29 pm 36

g’nite margaret


BargainCountertenor | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:30 pm 37

Hola, amigos.


EvilDrPuma | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:31 pm 38
In response to Twain @ 34

It seems she wasn’t comfortable around all those slanty-eyed people. It stunned me that the mainstream media ignored a remark to the effect that Palin is a racist.


BargainCountertenor | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:32 pm 39

Good night, Margaret.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:32 pm 40

night M


BargainCountertenor | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:33 pm 41
In response to EvilDrPuma @ 38

Funny. I grew up among all those slanty-eyed people. I pretty much liked them. And I learned a lot about being a member of a minority, as a special bonus.


DrDick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:33 pm 42
In response to BargainCountertenor @ 37

Hey, BCT! How’s the mutual torture going? Can’t tell you how much I look forward to that. Have papers coming in tomorrow, so the fun begins all too soon.


Sanctimonius Kelly Canfield | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:34 pm 43
In response to Margaretthepurist @ 33

Dang – was finishing din-din with belch, so I missed ya.

Night night!


BargainCountertenor | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:35 pm 44

Well, the latest round in the CounterTenor waterfall saga is in. I got the adjuster’s estimate yesterday, and had a contractor in today to give me an estimate on replacing the ceiling.

The adjuster’s estimate was about 2/3 of the contractor’s estimate, and he had them leaving in ceiling that was structurally unsound… this is going to be a major adventure.


Twain | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:35 pm 45
In response to EvilDrPuma @ 38

Thanks for the reminder. How could I have forgotten that !


CTuttle | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:35 pm 46

Ya know… When I voted on the DKos vote on Caribou Barbie’s hunting ‘prowess’, it was 217 to 4 saying she wasn’t a ‘hunter’… She couldn’t hit the broadside of a barn, standing 6 ft. away…! ;-)


EvilDrPuma | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:36 pm 47
In response to BargainCountertenor @ 41

Yeah, I actually enjoy the diversity offered by a university setting. Her loss, I suppose.


DrDick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:36 pm 48

Dare I ask about the new handles here?


Shoto | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:37 pm 49

Jeebuz L. Xmas, I despise that fucking bitch. Where’s Dick Cheney when you really need him?


DrDick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:37 pm 50
In response to BargainCountertenor @ 44

Ugh!


EvilDrPuma | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:37 pm 51
In response to BargainCountertenor @ 44

Oh, for crying out loud.


BargainCountertenor | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:38 pm 52
In response to DrDick @ 42

I was grading theory finals this afternoon while my survey students were working on their final.

Some of my grad students cited wikipedia to me. I want to cry: I thought I’d given them a serious scolding about wikipedia not being a reliable source. Besides which, they should have just done the fooking problem rather than trying to search out someone else’s solution!

Next year, I’m going to make wrong changes to wikipedia ahead of their exams. Without warning them.


DrDick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:38 pm 53
In response to EvilDrPuma @ 47

My initial response to moving to Missoula was “This is the whitest place I have ever been.” And I did not mean that in a good way, especially since I had just moved from Chicago.


CTuttle | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:39 pm 54
In response to DrDick @ 48

No… Pls don’t…! ;-)

Btw, that’d be two metres to our Northern brethren…! ;-)


DrDick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:40 pm 55
In response to BargainCountertenor @ 52

LOL! Be careful about that, you could crash the entire national education system.


Sanctimonius Kelly Canfield | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:40 pm 56
In response to DrDick @ 48

You remember back in 2008 after the primaries, where the Right went all batshit about Obama’s middle name? Many folks changed their blog-handles to have “Hussein” in them.

Well, since today Mr. BiPartisan spat “Sanctimonious” and “Purist” at people who hold conviction despite the calendar or the person-in-charge, or who expect him to DO WHAT HE SAID, it’[s one of those badge-of-honor things.


BargainCountertenor | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:41 pm 57
In response to DrDick @ 53

Come on down here to SemiSolid State U.

This place isn’t quite as diverse as U of H, but it’s definitely majority-minority.


tejanarusa | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:42 pm 58
In response to DrDick @ 48

Hi, Dr. D. I was just realizing that MargaretthePurist was our same Margaret when Sanctimonius Kelly showed up…..I think if you skim the bottom third of the several hundred comments on Obama’s scolding of the left during his press conference you’ll understand where the new names came from.

I’ve ventured out for the first time since coming down sick Sat. – my head doesn’t hurt anymore, but still had to concentrate to stay in my lane. Whew. But I needed soup, and milk. And got ice cream, which I’ve just finished off, then fired up the ‘puter again.


EvilDrPuma | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:42 pm 59
In response to DrDick @ 53

Paw Palin went on to say that his little girl was happier at the U of Idaho. Talk about white.


DrDick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:42 pm 60

Ah!


BargainCountertenor | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:42 pm 61

Colbert got it right tonight: We have a bipartisan solution. The Republicans offered partisanship and Obama bought it.

I want that bastard primaried, hard.


ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:43 pm 62

Does Sarah want this fight her daughter from what I heard lost no weight on Dancing with the stars I heard everyone losses weight practicing for that show.
Sarah and Bristol both were pregnant at the same time and well Bristol is fatter than her Mom. Its sad when a teen is fatter than her Mom.
Its sad when her Mom recovers her pre pregnancy figure before her teen daughter. Maybe Mom should watch what her daughter is eating?


DrDick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:44 pm 63
In response to EvilDrPuma @ 59

Makes us look diverse.


patrickhenrypress | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:44 pm 64
In response to Petrocelli @ 23

LOL! I know. Just having fun.

Many years back I had friends who were vegetarians and ran a very nice natural food store in Portland, Oregon.

They raised their dog to be vegetarian, too. One day I stopped by with a bag in my hand containing what was left of french fries and a hamburger I’d meant to toss in the garbage. Their dog met me on the path to their front door, and I have never in my life seen a dog beg like he did!

I’ve enjoyed raw milk many times. These days I’m just happy to have meals!


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:44 pm 65
In response to ThingsComeUndone @ 62

That daughter is an adult, but the young kids whould have a foundation in nutrition


tejanarusa | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:45 pm 66

bct – LOL to your plan for wikipedia editing next year – but :-( to your adventures with insurers and ceiling contractors. I feel for you, in both cases.


DrDick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:45 pm 67
In response to tejanarusa @ 58

Yeah, I was working so did not have time to go to the comments today. End of the semester blues. Glad to hear that you are feeling a bit better.


BargainCountertenor | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:46 pm 68
In response to DrDick @ 55

So much the better.

Wiki just gets some stuff wrong. It’s fine under two circumstances. If you’re an expert in the subject matter and can make reasoned judgement about what’s there, it’s okay. If you’re reading on a bit of popular culture for background info and it’s not for a critical application (like, you’re fact-checking anything at all), then it’s also okay.

Otherwise? Don’t believe a word you read there.


CTuttle | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:47 pm 69
In response to EvilDrPuma @ 59

*heh* Why do you think Miss Sarah couldn’t even handle one semester here in Hilo town…! She was the minority…! ;-)


EvilDrPuma | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:47 pm 70
In response to BargainCountertenor @ 61

Usually I have no common ground with the Thugs, but on one thing they were right: Obama really is a goddamned elitist. And I think we’re getting a little sick and tired of being treated like “the help.”


marymccurnin | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:48 pm 71

Sara is a tweaker. That is why she is thin. imho.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:48 pm 72
In response to BargainCountertenor @ 52

The sources Wikipedia uses can be helpful, articles cited etc. Great way to find to find primary sources


BargainCountertenor | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:49 pm 73

BTW, off topic.

In Memoriam, Elizabeth Edwards, 1949- 2010. I never had the privilege to meet her, but she was a very classy act to the end.


ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:49 pm 74
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 65

Is the daughter still living at home if so then Mom should be watching what she eats. If she is not living at home well I never knew a Mom who did not harp on her daughter’s weight gain.

Sarah lives on tv if anything the pressure to have slim attractive kids to put on tv and help Sarah be President should be way more than anything I’ve seen growing up in the health conscious to the point of making young girls anorexic Burbs.

Bristol’s odds of getting an eating disorder go up the more Mom is around.


BargainCountertenor | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:50 pm 75
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 72

Using wiki for pointers is okay too. But you need some expertise, because not all primary sources are created equal…


DrDick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:51 pm 76
In response to BargainCountertenor @ 68

Which is what I tell my students. It can also be a good intro (as long as you double check everything) for students looking for an overview of something or possible sources, but you can never really trust it. I actually have a general ban on internet sources (with a few notable sources like government sites, the UN, or reputable NGOs) for papers in my classes. They need to go out and read actual books and journal articles.


ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:53 pm 77
In response to marymccurnin @ 71

Crap that blows my theory tweakers are concerned about themselves and getting high. Given Sarah’s rants and confused talking I’m thinking drugs or mental illness but either one would blow my theory out of the water.

I assumed Sarah was a caring but controlling parent. Cripes I hate being wrong:)


Sanctimonius Kelly Canfield | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:53 pm 78
In response to DrDick @ 76

You’re a damn purist.


tejanarusa | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:53 pm 79

I volunteered to take the adult-Russian class this Sat when our regular teacher is off getting married and the sub is being sent by the air force on some sort of cross-country training. One man sent me an email yesterday saying he’d been looking at some material on the topic (declension of adjectives) – and included a link to ….Wikipedia! on Russian grammar! Does this explain why he can’t seem to pronounce the words, even after it’s just been pronounced to him? (prolly not, but…) And this is a middle-aged man!
I confess, reading his email, I did a mental face-palm. Haven’t responded yet.


DrDick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:54 pm 80

And sanctimonious about it! ;-)


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:54 pm 81

Damn I missed dreadful pun:

Praise the lard and pass the ammunition


CTuttle | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:55 pm 82
In response to DrDick @ 76

Did you see that Columbia backed off their warning…? ;-)


tejanarusa | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:56 pm 83
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 81

Good lord, how did you let that one slip past? And not one of us noticed, it either.


BargainCountertenor | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:56 pm 84
In response to DrDick @ 76

I’m asking these knuckleheads to do actual mathematical derivations, preferably without skipping steps. Textbooks and journal articles always skip steps, and often awkward steps. A big chunk of my lectures consists of filling in the blanks the text left.

I used to have a “Math-to-English Dictionary”, with entries like “Clearly means two pages and three changes of variable later…”

Some of them thought pointing me to a wiki article was a satisfactory response to my prompt. They will be disappointed when they get my evaluation of their work.


patrickhenrypress | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:57 pm 85
In response to BargainCountertenor @ 52

My real variable professor in grad school handed out exactly one in-class exam other than the final. It was only a few questions, all based on discoveries published in Europe the week before, written in languages not including English. After shaming us all, he pointed out that most meaningful mathematics takes more than 40 minutes to do. We had lots of take-home assignments and I had another professor’s library. I had to write everything from scratch. He was good.

Another one, a chemistry professor, would only do in-class exams. No homework. We’d be arranged to sit in diamond patterns about the lecture hall and the lab. He had 4 exams, all with different answer sheets, one for each corner of the diamond. He had about 100 different exams, all covering the same subject, all requiring a minimum of 2 hours to complete, and he’d pull one set out of his locked filing cabinet for each exam, per class, per semester. He was REALLY good.


Denning | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:57 pm 86

Horrible job on filleting the salmon. But what can you expect? Their knives are no sharper then Sarah herself.


ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:57 pm 87
In response to DrDick @ 76

A troll once questioned my wiki source so I went to the bottom of wiki found the sources they quoted and blew him out of the water but for a few minutes he had me worried.
I never got challenged on wiki sources again I think the trolls talk to each other.
A post about the paid troll network and how they react to us and other blogs would be interesting.


tejanarusa | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:58 pm 88
In response to BargainCountertenor @ 84

Now that is really LOL-worthy.

Confessing, only grasped the edge of your description of the math involved, but love your definition of “clearly.”


DrDick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:58 pm 89
In response to tejanarusa @ 79

Heh. You might appreciate this (I know BCT and EDP will). Had a student email me the other day asking about extra credit (she is flunking the class). One of the options is to read a book off a list of approved books and write a 3-4 page review of it. All of the books are rather short (many around 100 pages) and selected as easy to read. Her response was “So I have to read a whole book in two weeks?” I did not have the heart to tell her I routinely read 3-4 a week (I have slowed down in my old age).


BargainCountertenor | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:59 pm 90

Oh. And my favorite reference from this bunch of knuckleheads: A citation to a Chinese text in mathematical statistics, together with the answer to my question.

I gave that one 1/10.


ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday December 7, 2010 08:59 pm 91

Any bets McDonalds is backing Sarah:)


DrDick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:00 pm 92
In response to CTuttle @ 82

Yeah. That was something totally different and wholly uncalled for.


ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:00 pm 93

Waht is Michelle doing about obesity calling for a tax on fast food and soda pop? Is she demanding schools serve better food?


CTuttle | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:00 pm 94
In response to BargainCountertenor @ 84

*gah* Math is all greek or arabic to me…! I hated my statistics class with a passion…! ;-)


EvilDrPuma | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:03 pm 95
In response to DrDick @ 89

Oh, now she wants to worry about her grade. I never know whether indifference or actual cruelty will get the point across better at that point. :-)


BargainCountertenor | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:03 pm 96
In response to DrDick @ 89

Wow. A whole book in two weeks?

Don’t tell her I’m working through Roger Penrose’s Road to Reality. I expect to finish it sometime next fall. I also have three other books going for when Penrose gets to be too much.


DrDick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:04 pm 97
In response to CTuttle @ 94

Stats was the first time advanced math actually made sense to me. Algebra was just too abstract and unreal for me.


patrickhenrypress | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:04 pm 98
In response to patrickhenrypress @ 85

OK, I could have explained the last example better. Each exam was given with 4 different sets of questions and answers. There were at least 100 sets of these.

This page needs an edit button. I suppose getting it working again on fdl is enough to ask for, but…


BargainCountertenor | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:04 pm 99
In response to patrickhenrypress @ 85

My Numerical Analysis professor was like that too. He warned us which homework sets were more test-like than others.


CTuttle | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:05 pm 100
In response to DrDick @ 92

One of their International Relations Prof’s flatly stated that; ‘Of course, I would expect them to read ‘em…’ Hello…? ;-)


BargainCountertenor | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:08 pm 101
In response to EvilDrPuma @ 95

Once upon a time, I kept an obsidian sphere in my office. When students came by asking what they could do to save their grade, I’d hand it to them and tell them, “My crystal ball looks pretty murky to me, but maybe you can see something.”

I had to take it home when it reduced a student to tears, and he went to the DH to inform him how heartless I am.


DrDick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:08 pm 102
In response to CTuttle @ 100

Yeah. While I have some reservations about exactly how and what they are doing (I agree with Charli Carpenter over at LGM: right idea, wrong tactics), the response to this has been really bizarre. Today I see PayPal, Visa, and Mastercard have cut them off from payments.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:09 pm 103
In response to ThingsComeUndone @ 87

There are a couple trolls who appear for me when I write particular subjects. xenu xenu xenu


ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:09 pm 104

However, the one factor you do need to watch out for is the sodium content material of these sandwiches. A foot long ham sandwich has only 570 energy-which isn’t dangerous for a meal-but it surely has a whopping 2,520 mg of sodium! With solely 2,four hundred mg beneficial per day, it is one thing to take a look at when planning out each meal.

http://www.subwaycalories.org/

In what world is 570 calories not dangerous I ran/walked three miles on the running machine at the YMCA a personal best I couldn’t do in highschool in 38.57 minutes I played soccer but I was a sprinter then.
I only burned according to the machine 456 calories how many teens run three miles in a day?


rmwarnick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:09 pm 105

Did anybody else notice how she shoots a rifle? Like someone who’s never had any training, she jerks the trigger.


BargainCountertenor | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:10 pm 106
In response to DrDick @ 97

Statistics is more a mode of thought than it is advanced math. Having said that, you can apply an awful lot of very advanced math in service of the mode of thinking, if you’re of a mind (and equipped with a skill-set) to do so.


ChristineEdmonson | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:11 pm 107
In response to DrDick @ 76

My favorite two words: Footnote and Bibliography.


DrDick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:11 pm 108

Time for me to toddle off. Duty calls in the morning. Take care all.


ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:11 pm 109

The Aztec God who drove away the white Bearded God people thought Cortez was the first time he came was called the Lord of the smoking mirror the mirror was obsidian.


EvilDrPuma | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:11 pm 110
In response to rmwarnick @ 105

Noticing that would require me to watch the clip, and I’d rather chew rebar.


CTuttle | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:12 pm 111
In response to DrDick @ 102

Isn’t it sickening how quickly the Corporate interests rallied to the flag…? *gah*


Suzanne | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:12 pm 112

g’nite dr dick


DrDick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:12 pm 113

Agreed, but that math made sense when applied to that mode of thought.


EvilDrPuma | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:13 pm 114

G’night, Dr. D.

I’m going to head off too. Have to be up at seven in the AM again. Peace out, y’all!


BargainCountertenor | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:13 pm 115
In response to rmwarnick @ 105

Which would explain why she can’t hit a barn door at 12 paces.


tejanarusa | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:13 pm 116
In response to DrDick @ 89

Yes, that’s not just face-palm, that’s head-banging-on-desk sad.

I confess, too much of my current reading is on-screen instead of on-page, but my gawd, “a whole book” in two.weeks!

Gee, I wonder why she’s failing?


Suzanne | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:13 pm 117

g’nite edp


DrDick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:14 pm 118
In response to ThingsComeUndone @ 109

Tetzcatlipoca!


BargainCountertenor | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:15 pm 119

Yeah, I’ve got to tell my theory students how unhappy I am with them at 8 tomorrow morning. I’m going to hit the sheets too.

Good night, folks.


CTuttle | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:16 pm 120
In response to EvilDrPuma @ 114

Aloha, Docs’…! Always a pleasure…! ;-)


Suzanne | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:16 pm 121

g’nite bct


ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:17 pm 122
In response to rmwarnick @ 105

So her shooting is for show has she hit anything? Maybe we could get the Vets here to do a post on what Sarah does wrong shooting a gun:)
Tie it in with Dick Cheney’s gun safety mistakes like don’t hunt while drinking always make sure you know where your friends are before you fire a gun always look before you shoot.
I’m sure the Vets and Hunters here can think of more stuff than I can but Damaging the GOP’s Gun as a way to connect to real people and expose them as Elite clods playing at being gun folk without a clue how to handle a gun would be funny:)


tejanarusa | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:17 pm 123

Oooh, you’re meeeeeeaan!


Sanctimonius Kelly Canfield | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:17 pm 124
In response to rmwarnick @ 105

Another busted rule; Load and Cock Your Own Weapon.

She’s so full of #fail


ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:17 pm 125
In response to DrDick @ 118

You beat me in Aztec Myths quite the scholar:)


CTuttle | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:18 pm 126

You’re more generous than moi…! Three or four paces, at best…! ;-)


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:18 pm 127

Math is beyond me. As in CA educational standard exceed my ability. ANd um, all I want is a degree is religious history, but will require 4 semester min of math in order to do that. Ergo, autodidact


ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:22 pm 128
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 103

xenu is one of your trolls or a subject you write about? I notice that when you write about Gay anything you get some trolls but I don’t remember an xenu.

Say anything nice about Al Gore brings out the trolls in force even at 4 a.m. I’m sure they got google alerts for that.
The day Gore got the Nobel the trolls ranted for 40 pages at the huffpost.


tejanarusa | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:22 pm 129

I wish I had had statistics. No liberal arts majors went near it in my day – except sociology majors. But now I find a lot of interesting potential jobs for which I could qualify except for that skill…Can’t imagine I could get through it now. Don’t even remember basic algebra.


patrickhenrypress | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:24 pm 130
In response to Denning @ 86

Salmon is for wusses. I’ve filleted SMELT! Yeah. I said it. Smelt. It takes a sharp knife. A VERY sharp knife. A very TINY sharp knife. And nerves of titanium. STEEL NERVES ARE FOR SALMON WUSSES FROM ALASKA! But I did it. And I’d do it again.

No, I wouldn’t.

Yes, I would…

…given sufficient quantities of Steinlager beer. And it would help to be 21 again. And bored. And have friends doing what are now illegal activities. Like smelt runs.

See, we had these friends who went on a “smelt run” and who the heck knew what that was supposed to be before you knew what it was? There were lots of stinky paper mills where I lived, up in Oregon. “Maybe it’s a euphemism,” I thought.

So on their way back home from this now-illegal practice of dragging a net across a river to acquire these guppy-sized denizens of the shallows, they stopped by with lots and lots of smelt. Lots.

There was no smelt shortage back then. Now, of course, one must capture them as we do all fish: using tiny little hooks and itty-bitty little fishing lines and oh, so teeny-tiny worms.

I filleted thousands of those suckers. Palin’s got nothing on me. Fillet salmon? HA! I gut Bonsai fish!


Sanctimonius Kelly Canfield | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:26 pm 131
In response to patrickhenrypress @ 130

[grinning]


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:27 pm 132
In response to ThingsComeUndone @ 128

If I write about a specific religion which has a demiurge named xenu, then I get a troll or two. Overall though I am pretty troll free.


tejanarusa | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:28 pm 133

Referring to Lisa’s topic of the evening – Palin’s taking encouragement to eat healthy as some sort of government-tellin’-us-we-can’t-feed-our-own-kids interferin’ nanny state…the little right-wingers at teh Daily Caller are putting in their 2 cents on how terrible it is that food stamp users can buy just -gasp- anything! with them. Anything edible, that is.

The comments, from all these people who presumably rant in other contexts about nanny-state rules, demanding narrow, enumerated and strictly enforced listing of what (healthful) can be bought with food stamps, and what absolutely cannot (unhealthful) be bought with them is … astonishing if you live in the reality-based universe.


ChristineEdmonson | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:29 pm 134

Hey there SKC! How’s Denver?


CTuttle | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:30 pm 135
In response to tejanarusa @ 129

My Poly Sci major was linked to that Sociology requirement…! ;-)


Sanctimonius Kelly Canfield | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:30 pm 136
In response to ChristineEdmonson @ 134

Sanctimonious!

And unseasonably warm and dry. I want SNOW, DAMMIT!

And with that – night night.


Suzanne | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:31 pm 137

g’nite kelly


tejanarusa | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:31 pm 138
In response to patrickhenrypress @ 130

bonsai fish? love it!


ChristineEdmonson | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:31 pm 139

We have it! From 3 inches here, to one foot just over there. Night!


tejanarusa | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:32 pm 140
In response to CTuttle @ 135

Inversely, I presume?


ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:32 pm 141
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 132

Sciencetolgy guys? Or is there another weird cult involved in GOP politics the Moonies, the Family, the LaRouches, the Fundies I don’t think have any God’s by that name.
Am I falling behind in keeping track of the GOP crazy?


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:33 pm 142
In response to rmwarnick @ 105

A friend remarked that the questions about the rifle’s kick were utter bizarre, in that all guns have a kick. I have only shot hand guns and we called it “recoil.” Or the “the ouchy thing that makes us miss.”

SP also seemed VERY nervous and uncomfy


tejanarusa | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:35 pm 143
In response to ThingsComeUndone @ 141

TCU, I think she was discreetly avoiding stating the name outright….


wagthedog | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:36 pm 144

That wonderful feelin’ she feels when she kills an animal is called blood lust.


patrickhenrypress | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:36 pm 145
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 132

All hail the imaginary volcano creatures who enslave us all! (Except, of course, for The Chosen One; the perfectly rational and even-keeled Tom Cruise and his eight-headed wife – oh, wait. Part of that sentence was incorrect.)


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:38 pm 146
In response to patrickhenrypress @ 145

The compound adjectives


patrickhenrypress | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:39 pm 147
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 146

The framulating marsal vane did me in again!


tejanarusa | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:39 pm 148
In response to patrickhenrypress @ 145

Gawd, I’m so old I remember when those people were known for hanging around certain neighborhoods in Boston and harrassing people into taking their pamphlets, and nobody respectable was a follower.

Sigh.


ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:39 pm 149
In response to tejanarusa @ 143

Oh like Valdemort :)


CTuttle | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:40 pm 150
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 142

It was asinine how she handled that rifle…! She couldn’t even load the damn thing…? She’s lucky she didn’t pull a Cheney…! *gah*

I’ll bet ya she missed on all her shots too…!


tejanarusa | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:41 pm 151

Ah, well, it’s been lovely sharing late night with intelligent beings, as always. Think I’d best try to sleep, too.
Hope our docs’ students don’t make them too crazy tomorrow, and that Lisa doesn’t get trolls tonight.


Suzanne | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:42 pm 152

g’nite tejan


patrickhenrypress | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:42 pm 153
In response to tejanarusa @ 133

Look. You can’t keep doing this. All of us here at the Raloph’s market on Laurel Canyon told you already you can’t buy booze with food stamps!


ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:43 pm 154
In response to CTuttle @ 150

How did she handle the gun I didn’t watch the show and don’t know much about guns what was wrong with how she handled the rifle?


CTuttle | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:46 pm 155
In response to ThingsComeUndone @ 154

*heh* When did she ever handle it right…? Seriously…! *gah*


ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:48 pm 156
In response to CTuttle @ 155

See my 122:)


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:49 pm 157
In response to wagthedog @ 144

Watching the video above is very creepy


patrickhenrypress | Tuesday December 7, 2010 09:56 pm 158
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 157

Watch it with the sound down for full effect.

She holds a rifle in the best way possible to break her shoulder. Get her one with more recoil and watch the fun begin!***

***Not responsible for damage to flying squirrels, helicopters or crop dusters in her immediate vicinity.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday December 7, 2010 10:01 pm 159

Night all. And rest in power, Elizabeth Edwards.


patrickhenrypress | Tuesday December 7, 2010 10:03 pm 160
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 159

Amen.


NonCompassionateLiberal | Wednesday December 8, 2010 04:09 am 161

Didn’t the Joint Chiefs of Staff come out in favor of schools prohibiting fatty foods from kids’ diets because too many recruits are fat and unfit for military service?
Palin’s anti-military.
[Edited by moderator - Please do not suggest or wish violence on anyone. Thank you.]


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