Late Night: Exclusive! First Celebrity Backscatter Scan! And Willow Drops the Fa***t Bomb on Facebook

It was only a matter of time before some celebrity’s Naked Airport Machine scan was saved by TSA and uh sent to the media, in this case me. Guess which star is below the fold!

And while we’re on the subjects of skeletons, why does Karl Rove have such an anti-boner for the ladies of the GOP? First he gets his chonies all twisted over Christine “Witchy-poop” O’Donnell and now he’s taking shots at the Grand Old Party’s sacred cow Sarah Palin, saying she lacks “gravitas.”

Rove’s main complaint: Her TLC show, Sarah Palin’s Alaska. The neo-con puppetmaster isn’t the only one with complaints about the show. According to TMZ, a schoolmate of Willow Palin named Tre posted the following about the pablum-filled Palin cringe-fest:

Sarah Palin’s Alaska, is failing so hard right now.

Did Willow flame him back, citing his grammatical error as proof of idiocy? Did she rickroll him? Did she express surprise that he could afford cable? No. She fed the troll and freaked out with an ad hominem attack on Tre:

“Haha your so gay. I have no idea who you are, But what I’ve seen pictures of, your disgusting … My sister had a kid and is still hot.

Ah, that sentence (!?) full of apostrophe abuse explains why Willow didn’t resort to

Your grammar sucks, so why should anyone think you can appreciate the teevee?

Oh wait, whut? Did she just..Oh yes she did! She used “gay” to mean stupid/fail/vile/awful, etc. And it just gets worse. Willow then wrote:

Tre stfu. Your such a f**got