Late Night: James O’Keefe, Fail. Epic, Puerile Fail.

James O’Keefe may have read The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists and obviously James O’Keefe thinks he is a pimp–heck he dressed up as one: a smooth operatin’ Hugh Hefner/James Bond clone with right wing cred and a tacky sense of style.

But um, no he is fail. Limp, flaccid, puerile fail. Whatta maroon! And bless you Izzy Santa for your sisterhood solidarity in telling CNN Investigative Correspondent Abbie Boudreau what nasty plans O’Keefe had in store for her involving chocolate dipped strawberries and silicon lube.

Maybe James O’Keefe should have checked out these pick up artist videos before attempting to execute the pathetic “yacht” seduction.

Golly, even his former supporter Andrew Brietbart thinks O’Keefe is a weak nozzle:

I proudly stood behind James O’Keefe on his groundbreaking ACORN investigation. I also defended him when the media, including CNN — during a previous regime, “the Rick Sanchez era” –  falsely reported the Sen. Mary Landrieu story as a “wiretapping” plot gone wrong.

In all these cases the left-leaning media exposed its obvious bias against James because of his contrarian point of view and because the targets of his investigations are protected institutions of the Democrat Media Complex.

However, in my dealings with Ms. Boudreau, she and her producer, Scott Zamost, conducted themselves professionally, and I believe James owes them a candid and public explanation.

From what I’ve read about this script, though not executed, it is patently gross and offensive. It’s not his detractors to whom he also owes this public airing. It’s to his legion of supporters.

This guy is an embarrassment to his gender and his political party. Wow. Way to footbullet.

73 Responses to "Late Night: James O’Keefe, Fail. Epic, Puerile Fail."
Lisa Derrick | Tuesday October 5, 2010 07:58 pm 1

Haapy late night


Margaret | Tuesday October 5, 2010 08:04 pm 2

He, Breitbart, FAUX “News” and the spineless Democrats managed to take out ACORN. He may never match that feat again but that wasn’t a “failure” by him by any means. He did exactly what he set out to do.


Suzanne | Tuesday October 5, 2010 08:04 pm 3

lisa!


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday October 5, 2010 08:06 pm 4

Hi!


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday October 5, 2010 08:08 pm 5

O Keefe is like a freaking 17 yr old who has never met a real girl outside of a chat room, like what was he thinking?


Twain | Tuesday October 5, 2010 08:09 pm 6

O’Keefe is an exhibitionist. He has no political “contrarian point of view.” And he is a singularly
unattractive person.


Suzanne | Tuesday October 5, 2010 08:10 pm 7
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 5

i hate to imagine what a date with that boogie nights wannabe failure would be like…. geez louise


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday October 5, 2010 08:11 pm 8
In response to Suzanne @ 7

Sex and love are complicated things…


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday October 5, 2010 08:12 pm 9

Yet while we are chatting I am making chicken stock from a chicken I roasted yesterday. And there may be some more zucchini bread


EvilDrPuma | Tuesday October 5, 2010 08:13 pm 10
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 8

Guys like O’Keefe make them a little simpler, though.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday October 5, 2010 08:14 pm 11

What is the worst pick up line you have ever heard?

I serioulsy had a waiter in Istanbul say to me:

Would madame care for anything else–coffee, tea, dessert, lay?

Props for trying, dude.


Suzanne | Tuesday October 5, 2010 08:15 pm 12

lisa — did anyone ever figure out who the boat belonged to?


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday October 5, 2010 08:16 pm 13
In response to EvilDrPuma @ 10

I can;t even imagine what he thought the end result would be.

The real joy in this is Izzy Santa who was so appalled that she spilled the beans on that rat.


Twain | Tuesday October 5, 2010 08:16 pm 14
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 11

Well, he certainly didn’t mince words. :)


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday October 5, 2010 08:21 pm 15
In response to Twain @ 14

It amuses me that he spent money on this…and that Breitbart is now hope


RevBev | Tuesday October 5, 2010 08:22 pm 16

Oh this reminds me…Ingraham and B’bart are a duo on one of the talk shows this week; sorry I can’t tell you which one. Guess I didn’t pay enough attention.


EvilDrPuma | Tuesday October 5, 2010 08:23 pm 17
In response to Twain @ 14

I’m impressed that he said this before he got his tip.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday October 5, 2010 08:24 pm 18
In response to RevBev @ 16

Oooooh, comedy!


EvilDrPuma | Tuesday October 5, 2010 08:27 pm 19
In response to RevBev @ 16

Now that’s a team straight out of Satan’s sphincter.


bayofarizona | Tuesday October 5, 2010 08:28 pm 20

I worry that the woman will be blacklisted and prevented from getting a job


Knoxville | Tuesday October 5, 2010 08:38 pm 21

His “groundbreaking ACORN investigation,” Brietbart says? What exactly did O’Keefe uncover about ACORN again, other than inadvertently uncovering the fact the Congressional Democrats will turn their backs on an organization like ACORN for no good reason while continuing to allow taxpayer dollars to go to truly shady organizations that commit widespread fraud and far worse?


marymccurnin | Tuesday October 5, 2010 08:49 pm 22

This guy is an embarrassment to his gender the human race.


Twain | Tuesday October 5, 2010 08:51 pm 23
In response to marymccurnin @ 22

Unfortunately he IS politics today. Makes you gag.


Suzanne | Tuesday October 5, 2010 08:52 pm 24
In response to marymccurnin @ 22

dood needs to be wearing prison stripes


ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday October 5, 2010 08:58 pm 25

Ok let me get this straight nude posters of women, Playboys artfully strewn across a room, sex toys, Viagra something every unhealthy 20 yea rold needs don’t scream to women lets get it on?
The sex advertising firms are going to take this hard. Imagine if this idea continues what if stacked blonde selling beer is seen as similarly Desperate?


ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:00 pm 26

Can anyone argue this plan could only work if date rape drugs were involved?


mzchief | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:02 pm 27

It looks like you are talking about this, right?: ‘James O’Keefe, the “CNN Caper” & Men Who Hate Women,’ Sept. 29, 2010


ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:07 pm 28

Has James looked in a mirror he had no chance with this reporter. His idea to compensate for his looks constant pick up lines in front of a camera they both knew was there?
This guy is a stalker.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:08 pm 29
In response to mzchief @ 27

yep…and now more is being revealed. what a tragic waste this guy is


ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:08 pm 30

James is not independently wealthy who gave him cash? Who if we are to believe James wrote his Script if he didn’t?


ratfood | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:09 pm 31
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 11

Wow, a waiter who wanted to share his tip with you. Isn’t that special? :)


ratfood | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:11 pm 32
In response to EvilDrPuma @ 19

I believe that phrase needs an adjective inserted. Try “wrinkley.”


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:11 pm 33
In response to ratfood @ 31

shudder.


ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:11 pm 34

Just how bad is your plan when a right wing woman on your payroll feels she has to rat you out?


RodL2 | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:12 pm 35

Perhaps, if O’Keefe was accustomed to the blond bimbos on Fox News, then he behaved according to expectations.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:12 pm 36
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 33

well actually i laughed when i read what you typed, but yeah…srsly, did that line work with anyone ever?


Margot | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:13 pm 37

I’ve been on locked psych wards (as support staff) with way WAY less creepy people than this dude.


mzchief | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:14 pm 38

John Turley’s not a flip guy and when he bothered to do the following blog commentary, I took notice: “Pimped Out: Filmmaker James O’Keefe and Son of U.S. Attorney Arrested in Possible Effort to Bug Office of Sen. Mary Landrieu,” Jan. 26, 2010


ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:14 pm 39

What other GOP groups did this mystery man/men give cash to besides James if we can find out we can get the GOP groups to give back the cash and backpedal their stance on women’s rights.


ratfood | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:15 pm 40
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 33

How was the food?


ratfood | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:17 pm 41
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 36

Aren’t ALL pickup lines terrible, though?


ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:18 pm 42
In response to Margot @ 37

So whats your professional opinion of James I can’t decide if its drugs and or crazy that explains him I’m leaning toward never got laid ever without the girl being passed out.


ratfood | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:19 pm 43
In response to Margot @ 37

I’ve been locked in psych wards… as… STAFF. Yeah… that’s the ticket! :)


Margot | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:20 pm 44
In response to bayofarizona @ 20

I hope she’ll be put on some corporation’s risk assessment team


ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:22 pm 45
In response to ratfood @ 41

Bars closing need a ride home:)? I got beer, air conditioning, a hot tub etc sure beats I got nakid pictures on the wall, playboys, sex toys, viagra .
James just went beyond even male fantasy for the uncool.


ratfood | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:22 pm 46

Oh bummer, Margaret Cho got the boot from DWTS. Poor Louis.


Margot | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:23 pm 47
In response to ThingsComeUndone @ 42

I was just a tech, I don’t have professional opinions. I just think he’s a creep. Very game-playing manipulative creep.


Margot | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:24 pm 48
In response to ratfood @ 43

LOL


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:25 pm 49
In response to ratfood @ 46

Turkish food over all was okay. My fave thing was the manti, these little ravioli type things filled with lamb topped wiht mint, yogurt and chili sauce.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:26 pm 50

I loved Cho, but I knda figured she’d go before Bristle


Suzanne | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:27 pm 51
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 50

bristol is bait to get the folks who don’t watch to watch.. they are gonna try to hang on to her for as long as possible


ratfood | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:33 pm 52
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 50

I like the alternative spelling of Bristle. :)

I think Margaret sensed this was her last hurrah and made the routine a mini pride parade, which probably gave ABC/Disney execs the vapors. Good for her!


ratfood | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:35 pm 53
In response to Suzanne @ 51

They always have a contestant who gets votes they don’t deserve. Marie and Donny Osmond must’ve had every Mormon on the planet voting for them, they both bumped off much better contestants. Hasn’t happened with Bristol yet but it will.


ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:38 pm 54
In response to Margot @ 47

You have seen crazy they lock up James makes you nervous thats as professional as I need to hear:)


ratfood | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:40 pm 55

Time for me to happy trail. Thanks Lisa. Splendid evening to all.


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:41 pm 56

Night ratty!


Suzanne | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:42 pm 57
In response to ratfood @ 55

g’nite rat


ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:43 pm 58
In response to Suzanne @ 51

They will hang onto her for ratings based on hr Mom wanting to be President. I saw a recent picture her looks have slipped have not seen her dance.
Dancing tells something about the soul pictures of GOPers dancing might be informative. I have no idea if Bristol dances like a GOPer.
I wonder how many GOPers break the pattern?


ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:43 pm 59

Nite Rat:)


ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:45 pm 60

Has anyone asked Sarah if she would let James near her daughters? Has anyone asked Ann Coulter if James is her idea of a perfect date?


ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:48 pm 61

James if you did not write your script then who did?
Also your plan how does your plan work without Date Rape drugs?
Has CNN even asked these basic questions?


marymccurnin | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:52 pm 62
In response to ThingsComeUndone @ 60

Ann Coulter dates?


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:54 pm 63
In response to ThingsComeUndone @ 58

I watched some other guy from the GOP shake it..it was kinda sad. But I have a feeling most politicians no matter what aprty cant really dance


Lisa Derrick | Tuesday October 5, 2010 09:56 pm 64

night all!


Suzanne | Tuesday October 5, 2010 10:00 pm 65
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 64

g’nite lisa…


ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday October 5, 2010 10:06 pm 66
In response to marymccurnin @ 62

Brain Bleach alert! Bill Mahr I think uggh! That is a perfect example of a guy who should have said No no matter how horny he was.


ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday October 5, 2010 10:06 pm 67
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 63

No soul no dancing ability how do Left pols dance?


ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday October 5, 2010 10:07 pm 68

nite Lisa :)


radiofreewill | Tuesday October 5, 2010 10:15 pm 69

footbullet!

Whahahahahahaha!


ThingsComeUndone | Tuesday October 5, 2010 10:21 pm 70

James should be parading his girl friend or ex girl friends around to say that he in norma its a standard PR move. But he is not are they too ashamed or are there none?


nader paul kucinich gravel mckinney | Wednesday October 6, 2010 03:19 am 71

support the federal reserve
follow your AIPAC orders
trust the government
trust that 9/11 story
trust the media
censorship


dhfsfc | Wednesday October 6, 2010 03:55 am 72

“obvious bias against James. . . ”

Yeah, the left-leaning media is so biased. . . against James. Of course now, Andy has decided that the left-leaning media was right all along, and James IS an idiot!

But the media, and it’s obvious bias against James.


Cellar47 | Wednesday October 6, 2010 07:39 am 73

I have no idea why Breitbart is throwing O’Keefe under the bus.


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