Levi Johnston: Sorry He Said “Sorry.”
Levi Johnston told CBS’s Early Show that the only thing he regrets is apologizing to Sarah Palin because his “sorry” seem like his original reports of life chez Palin were lies.
I don’t really regret anything. But the only thing I wish I wouldn’t have done is to put out that apology. ‘Cause it kind of makes me sound like a liar. And I’ve never lied about anything. So that’s probably the only thing. The rest of the stuff I can live with.
The rest of the stuff includes posing for Playgirl and placing a diamond engagement ring on Bristol Palin’s bed surrounded by a rose petal heart to renew their pre-wedded state. Only that kinda fell apart. But those zany kids have another plan: Instead of marriage, they’re each going to do a reality show.
Just to sweeten the pot and twist the plot a bit more, Levi is running for mayor of Wasilla, the job his nearly once-and-former mother-in-law Sarah held in her upwardly mobile trajectory to the New York Times Best Seller List, while Bristol will appear on Dancing with the Stars.






I’d hit it. Still.
Levi, I mean.
Not that used up has-been. Or her mom.