Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston Engaged. Again.
Bristol Palin tells US Magazine she and Levi Johnson are engaged after “talking.” Levi popped the question with the help a rose petal heart on the bed. And a 1-carat ring.
Sarah Palin declines to give her blessing. Wags ready the registries. Letterman waits til 4 minutes, 12 seconds into his monologue to comment. Tattoo artists prep their needles. And Dr. Tattoff warms up his laser.
Now Levi won’t have to pay child support. Ain’t love grand?





I guess we know now what that non-apology apology from The Johnston was about last week: vague enough to please the MIL, non-specific enough to leave Legacy Media scratching their heads.
“You want back on this gravy train? You need to apologize to my mom.”