Gosh, Bill Clinton is such a good husband! Once is not enough for the Big Dog as yet again he puts the FUN in fundraiser–selling himself to help offset his wife’s campaign debts. Here’s what Mr. Clinton said in his nice emailed note that I got this morning:
How would you like the chance to come up to New York and spend a day with me?
Hillary’s campaign still has a few vestiges of debt that I know she would like to see paid in full. Will you reach out today to help Hillary this one last time? If you enter between now and May 18th, you might join me for a day in New York.
For a donation, or merely by filling out a form, you could win an exciting afternoon in New York with the sexy ex-Prezzy. Oooh, just think of the fun you could have…What’s your dream date (vertical only!) with Bill?
Me? I’d like to catch Mark Ryden’s show at Paul Kasmin Gallery followed by oysters and some discreet murmuring at the Whispering Gallery in Grand Central Station’s Oyster Bar, then his’n'hers mani-pedis–a great way to talk about politics and the state of affairs (his, mine and the world’s) as we’re buffed and polished, and oh, more shop talk as we window shop and talk once our nails are dry. By then I’d need some afternoon dim sum at Jing Fong and a really cool dessert like durian or black sesame seed ice cream from Chinatown Ice Cream Factory, or yum! chocolate pudding at ChikaLicious.
And in other news, last week, the Florida State Legislature did not pass a bill which would have made bestiality illegal. While only five states and the District of Columbia allow same sex marriages, bestiality is legal in 17 states.
In the last few years, three states–Arkansas, Montana and North Carolina – repealed laws banning zoophilia, citing the laws as “unconstitutional.” WTF?