Teabagger’s Family Jewels

Tea Party Emporium, a sponsor of last weekend’s Tea Party Nation dip-fest, offers up
this finely crafted piece of jewelry, which we believe to be the single unifying symbol of this movement, a TEA BAG®. Worn not just for its beauty, this TEA BAG® identifies your support for conservative/libertarian beliefs which our country is in such dire need.
The tiniest of symbols can be a catalyst for change.
Let your voice be heard by proudly wearing this most unique icon of Freedom.
Balls! It kinda sucks these sterling dangly things are $90. They’re the best Camp Queer gift ever–and good enough for Steve Forbes who wore one at Young Republicans meeting! Huzzah!






That Steve Forbes: he really raps with the kids today.