“Quick, my loyal vassels, disguise the addition of my new tanning bed in the governor’s mansion!”

Okay, I’m paraphrasing, but this and other tasty tidbits are among Sarah Palin’s e-mails which were released to msnbc.com and NBC News by the state of Alaska under its public records.

Most revolting? That ExGovGILF–who acted like such a feminist, can-do gal–had her First Dude Todd behind the scenes as an “as an unpaid adviser to the government” who was

involved in a judicial appointment, monitored contract negotiations with public employee unions, received background checks on a corporate CEO, added his approval or disapproval to state board appointments and passed financial information marked “confidential” from his oil company employer to a state attorney.

“Unpaid”? Well he did get some silk boxers and Biblical knowledge of his wife out of the deal…

Will this cause the Wasilla Waffler to back out of this weekend’s Tea Bag Nation Nashville fap flap?