World Briefly Distracted, Then Pwnd by “Nudes with JFK” Picture
Lisa Derrick Monday December 28, 2009 3:37 pm
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Earlier today TMZ was all aglow as founder Harvey Levin hit the teevee screens to beam about a picture which could have changed world history, a purported candid of JFK aboard a yacht surrounded by nude women, allegedly taken in 1956 while wife Jackie was rushed to the hospital to undergo a C-section that resulted in still born infant.
But now, sadly TMZ reports, it turns out–despite all the efforts of experts claiming the photo to be real–the scandalous snap is actually an outtake from a Playboy shoot taken a decade later.
Never mind no one asked how the alleged JFK picture could have gotten taken in the first place. Or stayed hidden for so long!
Wondered how long it would take those morons at TMZ to catch on.
The dead giveaway is right there in the center-right middle of the photo: the girl’s tan lines.
In the mid-to-late 1950′s, bikinis were not yet popular and wouldn’t become popular for, oh, about 10 years.
She’s clearly got tan lines from bikini bottoms.