Perhaps in a wretched attempt at humor, last Bill O’Reilly wished his viewers a

Happy solstice unless you’re not religious

which makes no sense because even if he were Pagan–heavens and hell forfend! –the solstice isn’t for almost another month. And if he was trying to be witty or clever, like when I had blue hair and people would ask if that was my real hair color, he failed. Not even an epic fail but sort of little flatulent fail. Maybe he was trying to make fun of politically correct holiday wishes?