What is on Sarah Palin’s Face?

Suggestions include:
1. Trig’s unborn twin
2. Alien implant
3. It’s just about the size of… an ACORN OMG!!!
4. The device they use to control her mouth when she can’t be trusted to use it safely for their purposes.
5. Compartment for storing extra evil
6. Bump-it slippage






That looks just like the “She’s got breast implants” indentation — except it’s… on her FACE.
Does this mean Sarah has cheek implants? Or — is she one of the Vs?