What is on Sarah Palin’s Face?

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Suggestions include:

1. Trig’s unborn twin

2. Alien implant

3. It’s just about the size of… an ACORN OMG!!!

4. The device they use to control her mouth when she can’t be trusted to use it safely for their purposes.

5. Compartment for storing extra evil

6. Bump-it slippage

Picture 51

10 Responses to "What is on Sarah Palin’s Face?"
MaryscottOConnor | Saturday November 21, 2009 12:36 am 1

That looks just like the “She’s got breast implants” indentation — except it’s… on her FACE.

Does this mean Sarah has cheek implants? Or — is she one of the Vs?


totoinkansas | Saturday November 21, 2009 05:26 am 2

That’s actually her spiritual ‘third’ eye…..!


twolf1 | Saturday November 21, 2009 07:51 am 3

angellivingston | Saturday November 21, 2009 08:03 am 4

It’s her poison gland from which she secretes a poisonous gas which causes those around her to become completely enamored with her losing any ability they had left to think for themselves. This latest discovery explains both her popularity despite her lack of substance and how the McCain campaign was duped into choosing her. Sarah Palin is really Poison Ivy. Where’s Batman when we need him?


Teddy Partridge | Saturday November 21, 2009 08:49 am 5

She had it 20/20 last night, just less puffy.

I think it’s contagious skin cancer she caught from McCrankypants.


Elliott | Saturday November 21, 2009 09:22 am 6
In response to Teddy Partridge @ 5

I heard it was a Palin egg case — ready to hatch out zillions of baby Sarahs.


twolf1 | Saturday November 21, 2009 12:46 pm 7
In response to Elliott @ 6

Or pop open and squirt forth the dancing alien from the end of Spaceballs.


Lisa Derrick | Saturday November 21, 2009 12:51 pm 8

A friend wrote me saying: Her brain leaking southwards.


dakine01 | Sunday November 22, 2009 04:57 am 9
In response to Lisa Derrick @ 8

Of course that would presume she actually had a brain in the first place.


1murillo | Monday November 23, 2009 07:33 pm 10

If it’s #4 (“The device they use to control her mouth when she can’t be trusted to use it safely for their purposes”) ‘they’ must be inputting the newer model because the test case hasn’t worked.


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