For a moment poor Father Sinnot probably thought his vows of celibacy were in peril when he heard “MILF” was going to give him a release.

Maybe  the Moro Islamic Liberation Front group should rethink their name: With their acronym, tennis skirts and New Balance with a chunky highlights and a Pilates body displayed for the poolman come to mind rather than a fierce group of  jihadists. Though both versions want to overthrow The Man, the suburban  American version can be far more vicious and subtle, with some sects practicing castration.