Carrie Prejean Wants You to Know “It’s Not Sex!”
Former Miss California Carrie Prejean delivered some clownishly wide-eyed revelations on Sean Hannity’s fawn-fest. Amongst the gems:
1. Masturbation isn’t sex
2. Christians aren’t perfect
3. Like the title of her book states–despite the liberal media’s best efforts to tear down conservative women–she’s “Still Standing.”
4. She’s only 22.
I lost count how many times she uttered that last one.





I liked it when Sean inquired, “And you were only a TEENAGER!?” Got wood, Hannity?
And, Carrie, it was sex when PeeWee Herman did it, remember?