I was right about why we won’t see the tape of Carrie Prejean: Meredith Veira says Carrie was 17 and thus underage when she made the intimate gift for someone she loved and trusted, for private use. Betrayed again! Of course, Carrie also claimed she was 17 when the topless photos of her were taken, a claim later disputed, so who knows. Prejean proves Rule #34 of the Internet (if it exists there’s porn of it),  warning young women that

there’s no privacy

But Carrie seems to have gotten some media training! On Today she explains her videotaped she-bopping was something she made for someone she cared about, and while we can call it a sex tape, she doesn’t really consider it that. And she goes on and on about how the liberal media continually attacks conservative women. And she manages to insert the name of her new book, Still Standing, into the conversation repeatedly

compares herself to Palin, and adds that if Hannity said the things Keith Oberman said about her, only about Justice Sotomajor or Michelle Obama, he’d be fired. Mmmm, narcissism much? The former  Miss California said she learned a lot while doing pageants, and described her introduction to Donald Trump:

He meeted us

Yes, pageants are a place to learn a lot.