A South Carolina politician was caught in a cemetery with a stripper. And sex toys. And Viagra.

Roland Corning–a former state legislator who served in the 1990s and has worked as an assistant attoney general in the Attorney General’s office since 2000–drove away in a hurry when approached by a police officer in Columbia, SC’s Elmwood Cemetery, which known around town as a discreet spot for recreational sex and drugs.

He was stopped by several squad cars, and Officer Wines searched the car under probable cause after he his companion is necromatic necking–an 18 year dancer from the Platinum Plus Gentlemen’s Club–gave conflicting reports about what exactly they were doing in the bone yard.

Corning, one of those sexy Republicans that seem so prevalent in South Carolina nowadays, explained that he had sex toys and his doctor-prescribed Viagra in the car

just in case.

He then showed  Officer Wines his badge to prove he worked for the Attorney General’s office. As does Wines’ wife. Officer Wines called his wife to make sure Corning was legit (oh face it, he was calling to tell her the juicy gossip!). Mrs Wines in turn told her supervisor. Do you get the feeling no one at work really liked Corning?

Attorney General Henry McMaster said:

We received credible information about inappropriate behavior Monday afternoon and by the close of business he was no longer working here.

McMaster added a dirty adventure amongst the graves

would not be appropriate, at any time, for an assistant attorney general.

There will no further investigation.