Who better to sit on you shelf next to your Michele Bachmann plastic figurine than an action figure of the late performance artist GG Allin. I bet when the lights are out as the teddy bears frolic, your GG toy will give the conservative simulacrum a mind altering lecture about art and politics!

Don’t be a fussy collector, take them out of their boxes and play with them! Have them go toe to toe, neck to neck as you imitate their voices and hold a lively debate. Allin, born in 1956, was christened Jesus Christ Allin by his father, so certainly his doll action figure has the right mojo to influence conservative nut-ette Bachmann who claims God speaks to her….

Sadly, as of October 13, Michele’s doll has only sold 50 copies!  Emil Vicale, the CEO of HeroBuilders, which created the Bachmann doll on the heels of their highly successful Sarah Palin action figure–Palin moved 10,000 units in 24 hours at the height of  2008 campaign–had this to say about Bachmann:

I’ll tell you this, she’s no Sarah Palin

Manufacturer of the Allin figure, Aggronautix–they also create collectible images of underground pop culture icons like the band the Dwarves and lead singer Milo from the Descendants have a less capitalistic stance on marketing the GG Allin action figure. It sells for half the cost of Bachmann and is a limited edition:

The figure, limited to 500 numbered units, stands at 7 inches tall and is made of a lightweight polyresin. Loaded into a full color “splatter” box, here GG is accurately sculpted right down to the tattoos, and copious amounts of blood and filth.

Speaking of blood and filth, HeroBuilders also has a Dick Cheney doll, complete with a shotgun.