It’s hard for girls to stay virgins, even with their purity rings and abstinence pledges–not to pick on that poor Bristol Palin, but oh okay I will. There, that wasn’t so bad, was it?

The concept of virginity also seems to be a little blurry in the US. A 2005 study in the Journal of Adolescent Health, reported in the Washington Post, comparing teens who took virginity pledges versus those who don’t, showed that

Although teenagers who take "virginity pledges" begin engaging in vaginal intercourse later than teens who have not committed to remain abstinent until marriage, they also are more likely to engage in oral or anal sex than nonpledging virgin teens and less likely to use condoms once they become sexually active.

So for those good girls who have been to active in gymnastics or horseback riding and are worried that on their wedding night with one of the Jonas Brothers their lack of hymen might be a problem–and don’t want to go through expensive re-hymenisizing surger, Gigimo offers up a  simple solution of albumen and red coloring, the Artificial Virginity Hymen:

You can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction.

There’s also probably some sort of kinky play one could use the for, but I’m not that kind of girl…