If you have a spare $38,000+ lying around the house, you could possibly be be the lucky winner of an EBay auction to have five of your friends join Sarah Palin and three of her friends for dinner, with the winning bid benefiting Ride 2 Recovery

whose mission is to improve the health and wellness of wounded warriors by providing a life changing experience that can impact their lives forever.

But ex-Gov GILF has some pretty strict rules. Along with a background check–which is standard for meet and greet events with famous people–Palin has the right to refuse dining with you if you don’t meet her subjective standards. Whatever those are.

Dinner shall last no more than four hours, but could be less, in the sole discretion of Sarah Palin. Governor Palin reserves the right to refuse dinner with a winning bidder if, in her sole discretion, the winning bidder is not a suitable bidder based on her subjective standards of suitability, professionalism, background and other factors. In the event the high bidder is rejected for this reason, the high bidder’s bid will be refunded, if paid, and the next highest bidder shall be notified, and thereafter, until a suitable match is determined…

The winning bidder agrees, warrants and represents that you will not in any way advertise, promote, market or, utilize Sarah Palin’s or the Ride 2 Recovery’s name, likeness, voice, photograph, signature, logo or image in any manner, for any reason at any time without the prior written consent of Sarah Palin or the Ride 2 Recovery. In order to make the experience more enjoyable and interesting, the dinner will be “off the record,” and the winning bidder and his/her guests agree not to record the conversation, take notes or quote Sarah Palin in any manner in any media including blogs or other online communications.

So forget about posting it on Facebook.