Carrie Prejean Won’t Be Eating the New Ben & Jerry Flavor
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Carrie Prejean has filed suit today against Miss California officials–something she threatened a month ago–claiming
religious discrimination, defamation, public disclosure of private facts, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and negligent infliction of emotional distress.
And all this gosh darn meanness made poor widdle Carrie
suffer "emotional distress, anxiety, depression and loss of sleep." As a consequence, the suit alleges, Prejean has been subject to "public ridicule, scorn and humiliation, lost earnings," and has had to spend a great deal of money with stress-related medical expenses."
Gosh, when I suffer from emotional distress, anxiety, depression and loss of sleep, instead of spending a great deal of money on stress-related medical expenses, I eat some ice cream. Like, say Ben and Jerry’s.
But don’t expect former Miss CA to slide a cool creamy treat down her throat–not because of the calories, but because the Vermont-based ice cream company’s endorsement of equal marriage rights! Not only did they support the override of the governor’s veto, thus allowing marriage equality in Vermont, but now Ben and Jerry’s have gone and temporarily renamed their “Chubby Hubby” ice cream to “Hubby Hubby," celebrating the beginning of of legalized gay marriage in Vermont. The name change will last for a month.
Gulp–I actually prefer the Vanilla Caramel Fudge Swirl; but heck, I’ll show my support by sampling a pint!
double entendre central!
I would point her in the direction of Chunky Monkey, but she would probably try to snort it instead of eating it.
OOO, that was bad!