Late Night: Happy Birthday, Mr President. Now Let’s All Make a Wish!
Does he want a public option, or does he just want to be able to sign something and claim victory?
Do you think he wished for a nice cold Bud without any controversial guests? To be able to smoke a cigarette indoors?
That teh gheys would just be okay with civil unions and forget about the over 1,000 Federal rights they’re denied? Or that maybe the damned conservatives would stop worrying about who marries who and just go enjoy a nice tea bagging?
I bet he gave thanks for the release of the two journalists from North Korea, then wished the three tourists in Iran and Pvt. Bowe R. Bergdahl in Afghanistan would be released unharmed.
And yeah, he prolly wished that Lous Dobbs would STFU.





Happy birthday Mr President, Richard Belzer, Louis Armstrong, and the very weird Billy Bob Thorton.