National Review cover girl Carrie Prejean–she appears on the front in a beauty shot from the Miss USA Pageant with an accompanying mash note article by her BFF/mentor Maggie Gallagher–is suing officials associated with the Miss California organization, though not Donald Trump to heads up the parent organization Miss Universe, according to Perez Hilton who got his hands on the docs.

The suit which has yet to be filed in Superior Court of the State of California, the County of Los Angeles, Central Division claims

slander, libel, public disclosure of private facts, religious discrimination, intentional infliction of emotional distress and negligent infliction of emotional distress.

Perez synopsized the lawsuit, saying that:

Carrie is alleging a "conspiracy" against her by Moakler and Lewis and that their "wrongful conduct" against her "constituted a breach of duty"…that Shanna and Keith lied to the media when they called her "unreliable" and claimed that she failed to attend many public appearances, as she was required to per her role as Miss California. Prejean claims that Moakler and Lewis set out to lie about her and defame her publicly, with the intention of causing her to lose her crown. Carrie says that she has suffered "lost earnings" as a result of all this…

Lost earnings?! Would she have a book deal, a new best friend like Maggie Gallagher, and be on the cover of the National Review, and be invited to speak at the Values Voter Summit if she hadn’t had this little scandal?  

The suit further goes on to claim that as a result of Moakler and Lewis’ actions, Prejean has suffered anxiety, depression, loss of sleep and stress and that Moakler and Lewis conspired with Perez to attack her because of her religious beliefs.

Oh and she’s annoyed that Miss California pageant revealed they paid for her new boobs. So she’s suing about that too.

UPDATE: Carrie told Access Hollywood’s Billy Bush that the unsigned, unfiled suit was "precaution" in preparation for her book. Ah yes, her meaty memoir about giving the word of God to porn stars and strippers and then how that big meanie Perez Hilton made her choose, as her bosom pal Maggie Gallagher pens in purple prose

between the tiara and the truth

Here’s what she told Access Hollywood:

No, I mean, hopefully this will all just get taken care of. There’s definitely some things that are false that they’ve said about me and I think definitely the book will — it’s sort of like therapy for me. It’s a way for me to just get out the truth, really… I mean they did slander me, they defamed me.They made me look like I don’t show up to work, like I don’t do my job and that’s not true, Billy. I mean they haven’t proven one appearance that I missed and no one’s challenged them. Not one media outlet has challenged them and said, ‘Prove to me. What appearances has she missed?’”