Late Night: Birth Cert-O-Mania!
And just for the heck of it, let’s not forget the excitement over who was really Trigg’s mom…
And just for the heck of it, let’s not forget the excitement over who was really Trigg’s mom…
True, the people who are dumb enough to buy into it will believe it the rest of their unnatural lives. I’m certain my wingnut sister still thinks the Clintons had Vince Foster whacked.
I don’t suppose it would be all that useful to request citations, would it?
Let’s see. So if he’s an American, and all Americans are “complete dumb cowards”, then he’s….
I posted both of these not do to a tit for tat, but raly show how nuts people on both sides can get.
If there was any consensual whacking going on, Larry Craig must have been in on it.
The aount of effort the Birthers have spent to cobble together an elaborate plot…
But then I love conspiracy theories
That dude in the first video has what, this like tit/torso painting behind him?
I can’t really hear what he’s saying ’cause those nipples are so loud.
There are some far more creepy people out there compared to this guy. But he seemd so homey and earnest.
It’s really uncomfortably close to the end of his bed. I’m thinking spoogebucket. What’s with the TUBE?
What’s great is that we have been able to fool them into thinking Obama was born in Kenya when as we all know he was born in Mecca, Saudi Arabia. It’s just so easy to stay 50 steps ahead of these clowns.
Gandhi was like, “I told the MoFo … don’t be wavin’ a BLT in my face when I am on a fast, but did he listen ? NOooo !”
He was engineered a lab from Akenhaten’s DNA as part of a Zionist Illuminati plot. I learned this fomr watching videos today for you!
And btw, love the plainchant music background in the other vid. SOOO Pretentious!
Your pairing tastes are just yummy!
Is somebody actually saying that? And meaning it seriously? I think it’s always best to be sure about these things.
Am I the only one who thinks this guy is on drugs or drunk?
What makes you think it’s settled, Lisa? Obama was there, but he was non compos mentos at the time and his mother is dead. There were no reliable witnesses to the event…
Why, in the previous thread, I just came to the realization that I was probably born in Mombasa too. I was there at the birth, but I don’t remember it. My mom was there, but she was kinda drugged in the fashion of the era.
I was born in Mombasa, I’m just sure the birther crowd is right. No one was ever born in Honolulu.
I’m thinking gas siphoning –> fumes –> brain cell death –> Camo-Ballcap-Guy! Grand unified theory kinda thing.
He’s obviously not the worst out there because he actually admitted that Nixon, Bush and Cheney (in addition to Obama) broke the law.
I made it three minutes into the video. If you watched the whole thing you’re made of stronger stuff than I.
do you suppose the guy in the first video is taping himself from a mental institution?
Petro and I have nominated DrDick to mount a primary challenge to Mad Max Baucus.
he does seems a little tipsy….
And BargainC–golly, I thought all yay votes on Hawaii would have settled, but then what does Congress know…
There are some far more creepy people out there compared to this guy. But he seemd so homey and earnest.
And you’re not sharing?
Spinal Tap is guesting on The Daily Show tonight.
Pretty good tune, lots of Blood, Sweat & Tears influence. Couldn’t see where they hid the horn section, tho.
King Tut would make more sense… and where is the Boy King right now? SAN FRANCISCO!!!!!! Aaaiiiieeeeeeee!!! I ask you.
Couldn’t see where they hid the horn section, tho.
Don’t ask, don’t tell.
Yeh, I’m cute when I’m hypoglycemic. Off to dinner, y’all… snark on.
Maybe President Obama is a naturalized-born citizen of the New-nighted States of ‘merka?
BC-
I was born in Mombasa, I’m just sure the birther crowd is right.
Now that you mention it, I’m pretty sure I was born in Panama. I have a birth certificate from Minnesota, but it could be a fake. I should be the president of Panama, prolly.
that was my first thought – tits and torso. now i’m not so sure. maybe it’s a dog.
Trumpet players are all gay. Ask any trombonist. Like me. I’ll tell ya. All trumpet players are gay.
LIke John McCain who was born in Panama. On military base. OR SO THEY SAY….
DrDick to mount a primary challenge to Mad Max Baucus
How’s that coming?
No, I believe the Akhenaten story. Have you ever seen the two of them together?
I see you also noticed Lou Dobbs tea-bagger queen inanity. It’s completely wrong on so many levels.
The Doc appears to be laying low. That’s okay, we’re not asking his permission.
Ratfood, I was just about to post a link to my earlier post, thanks for mentioning it. Dobbs is loosing it.
Dobbs is loosing it.
You’re too kind to Dobbs, implying he ever had it.
Left a comment. I used to think Dobbs was just a racist asshole but clearly there is some genuine madness at work.
(oops, hit submit too quickly)
You’re too kind to Dobbs, implying he ever had it to lose.
Sent you the Pictures in several emails Petro!! Enjoy!! Maybe you can make the October BBQ fest meetup???
You do not want me running for office. Firstly, I am an avowed socialist in a state that is (at best) generally center-right. Secondly, I have enough skeletons in my closet to make a Republican blush.
Night nahant! Enjoyed the pics from your round-up.
I was reading. Fiction. For pleasure. An almost unheard of luxury these days.
Mybe Lou Dobbs should move to Fox, whihc is so fair. And balanced. with a great grasp of geography
Not too worry, I’ve learned everything I need to know about politics watching The Simpsons.
Krusty: “Gentlemen, I am your candidate. There’s just one thing. Are you guys any good at covering up youthful, middle aged indiscretions?”
Burns: “Are these indiscretions romantic, financial or treasonous?”
Krusty: “Russian hooker, you tell me.”
Burns: “We’ll say you were on a fact finding mission.”
Gah! I have no sympathy for Faux on that gaffe at all. Six goddamned years we’ve been in Iraq, you’d think these so-called ”professionals” could find it on a map by now. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
well I’ve sen POTUS and the king together in this video
and similar ones. ALong the wy I learned that the Obama as Hitler meme is NOT new, has been around for about a year. And then there’s him hailing satan by sayin yes we can (because uh…they sound they same if you play the latter backwards? WHAT? NOT)
here was my response to the suggestion on the last thread:
“he’ll be thrilled and immediately start raising $. and he won’t worry at all about illegal substances from his um past finding their way into oppo research.
he’ll no doubt be happy to forgo fishing and walks along the river to serve the good people of montana and of our country.”
Three times? Not to mention some serious “youthful indiscretions” (none of which resulted in arrest or imprisonment through sheer luck alone). Let us just say I took a somewhat circuitous route to the life academe.
All that “fresh montana protein” take a page out of Palin’s play book
Also not a problem. A no-show senator would be infinitely preferable to Baucus.
my picture of your selflessness clearly doesn’t stand up to the dc climate.
That guy in the first video is truly creepy/frightening/absurd…
Obama was “placed in office?” We just think we voted?
Where was he when the Shrub was placed in office?
Oh my – Colbert – Orly Taitz followed by Arianna!
He seems reluctant, I hope we’re not Baucus(ing) up the wrong tree…
I wonder how much to would cost me to run for LA city council..though I would be up against our much beloved TomLaBonge, former high school football star and aide to Mayor Riordan…
It’s been said that our government has gone way downhill since Carrier invented refrigeration… in the old days, everyone had to get out of that malarial swamp for the summer.
Sorry about the drop-out, my wireless network was flaking out…
If Max really has shit canned the public option, I think he may well have set himself to get seriously primaried for the first time in decades. The public option is very popular here and we have the 15th highest percentage of uninsured (the underinsured rate is even higher owing to the high percentage of small businesses).
Ora-Lee Taylor is the guest on Le Reporte du Colbert tonight. She really is a whack-job.
Compared Obama to Hitler and Stalin, if you can believe it.
fingers and toes crossed the nsa stops forking up your wifi with their forking lead asses
Wow, you pups are really hopping tonight.
Me? I just finished a small bowl of Haagen Daz with some fake Bailey’s on it.
Senator Dick? I like the sound of that! Oh, come on Doctor. I remember a coupla of summers ago, when we were all roasting, you said you took cold showers. You could do that in DC. :)
I thought it was the silent black helicopter that just flew over my house. You know when they’re flying over your house, because you can’t hear them.
More is the pity. The really frightening thing is that she apparently managed to pass the bar exam somehow.
lisa, i loved the thread about The Way We Get By! my email to the alamo drafthouse movie theater was sent on to the programming department. i asked them to bring the movie and the movie makers and to let me know what they decided.
If you go to you tube and google Obama Hitler, Obama NWO, Obama illuminati… creepy
Though in all fairness, I am sure a google of BUsh and those terms would give cause to pause
is la city council set up by districts or are the council members elected at large?
Knock on wood. I’d like to see every Dem blocking health care reform replaced (and all the Republicans, naturally).
Although he’s no longer an elected official, it’s WAY overdue to jettison Rahm from the corridors of power too.
Headin’ out. See y’all.
lol. they’re flying over my house too. i can’t hear them either.
Notice the guy in the first video has a single bed behind him. A lots of single socks strewn around the room. He is a lonely guy and bored, too. Nothing else to do. I didn’t listen to the video. Didn’t have to.
Voters vote by district for their council person. I will say Tom was VERY effective in matter I needed handled that wasn’t in his district. He solved the problem by putting me onto the right person.
Wait – you mean Orly Taitz? She’s the birther/attorney who pushed the soldier to refuse deployment on birther grounds?
Hey Lisa!
Since this is an open mic post… I’ve run into a bit of trouble lately. Actually, I ran into a lot of trouble and on the eve of my fiancee’s arrival. Could someone please help me out? Any small amount would make a difference. Thanks in advance even just for taking the time to click on the link.
When I saw the story I immediately emailed him (I suspect that I am on his spam list by now) telling him that it was a foul betrayal of the hardworking people of Montana and despite having always voted for him i would do everything in my power to see that he was never re-elected again. My real fear is that he is planning to cash out after this term and we have no leverage over him at all.
Hagen Dazs is now making an ice cream called 5 with just five ingredients, and their new dark chocolate is really simple too!
Thanks greenwarrior! Glad you liked it! I wrote to an art house theatre near the Camp Pendleton==you inspired me
The last four bites in the pint box. I poured the Extra stuff right in.
Butter pecan.
What gets me is how the entire Repub machine would go on the warpath if any Dem/liberal so much as hinted that Bush was behaving remotely like Nazis, Hitler, etc.
Why don’t Dems launch a p.r. attack against the crazies like that?
Oh, wait…
Well, at some point Tom may retire so I can revisit the option, plus it would be gajillions (relatively) for me to run.
Who makes that stuff up about serving sizes?
Every dose of Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia says it’s like 3 or 4 servings. Who’s making that stuff up? At most it’s two servings, and if it’s consolation food it’s one. Maybe half a serving…
One of my arguments against getting a hi-def set is that I’d likely be able to read fine print like that from my easy chair, 15 feet away. There is such a thing as too much information.
Especially about whack jobs like Orly Taitz.
Shit girl. It took me some time to read your typo. Now, not Not. You crack me up. Got my brain working tho. For a minute.
You Tube search “bush nazi” results 1 – 20 of about 25,800
“obama nazi” results 1 – 20 of about 17,800
Granted there are TWO Bushes and they have been around longer
Now forGoogle:
Results 1 – 10 of about 946,000 for bush nazi.
Results 1 – 10 of about 5,070,000 for obama nazi.
Thaddeus MCCotter has his brain shoved up his ass too. I saw him on hardball today. We need to call his office and call him out on his racist bill demanding Obama offer an OFFICIAL apology to the Cambridge Cop, who lied on the police report. I guess Obama got too uppity.
Well, there are two reasons for that sort of Regooplican behavior.
First, they know that the best defense is a good offense. And doG knows those asshats are nothing if not offensive.
Second, Bush and his Shadow President were assaulting the Constitution.
This is good hi-def, though. The dude she persuaded to use the birther defense against deployment – major karmic fail… He got fired from his Pentagon job over it.
Sometimes there is a payoff.
Psyche!
8 years of bush and 7 months of obama as president. can only imagine what those numbers would be at the end of 8 years of obama prez.
Dude. Sometimes I catch my mister on the couch with a half gallon and a spoon. I don’t say a word. But, for several weeks after that, I only buy the sugar free fudge sticks. He gets the message.
re: google, some of those are repostings, x-postings and refuting, but yeah…and part of it is the boom in the internets (both of them) and YouTube.
One of my housemates wil eat a whole pint at a time, so I have now switched him to fro-yo or light Ben & Jerry’s. He can’t tell the difference. (I do the marketing for all of us)
the r’s learned the power of the utubes after george allen’s macaca trouble – but of course forgot that the truth has to accompany the utube to be successful
Yes, they were assaulting the Constitution. What I can’t fathom is that’s the same claim the RW nutsos make – “because” he’s going to take their guns away, the birth thing, god knows what else — but all of it is completely made up.
Bush & Cheney – not made up.
Grrrrr. I feel so helpless.
at my market they have 100 calorie single servings. I feel guilty though because it’s so much packaging, but for the Human Garbage Disposal, it’sa decent option, portion control
they’re coming to clean the carpets tomorrow morning – in honor of the vacationing hiking buddy’s dog peeing on my carpet. i’m having them do the whole house while they’re at it. so 14 months after i’ve moved in i got all the boxes (maybe 25) that i’d never unpacked off the floor of the office. it’s weird being in such an empty room. some i unpacked. some i consolidated and some i just put up onto shelves in the closet. some of the papers i was going through were from 1996 and 1997.
this was not easy. as i think i broke my little toe this afternoon before i started getting the office ready.
given how crispy the grass is, i will have to get the sprinkler set up very early so it’s done by the time they arrive.
i can assure you, i do not appreciate having a toe that hurts when i walk.
100 Calories of Ben and Jerry’s? That’s like what, a teaspoon? Two?
So right – I’ve bought a few of those. Takes care of the craving without so much damage.
Btw, in my skinny days a pint of ice cream was about 4 servings for me, over as many days. Sigh. It was plenty.
Now, if I start a pint, I’m liable to finish it. Making some progress that way, but that’s the danger. And no, I am no longer skinny. *g*
The two toes you don’t want to break are the big ‘un and the li’l ‘un. They’re the ones you use in keeping your balance.
Now forGoogle:
Results 1 – 10 of about 946,000 for bush nazi.
Results 1 – 10 of about 5,070,000 for obama nazi.
Interesting. Wasn’t there a Bush selling war goodies to the Nazis?
i somehow managed to slide past the ice cream when i was at the market today. however, when i got home i did find that 3 boxes of cookies had snuck into my shopping bag without my seeing that they’d climbed in!
3 servings always for me in a pint. It’s hard ot find my fave ben & jerrys –caramel fudge vanilla swirl–it’s the least complicated of al their flavors, Fudge and caramel swirled in vanilla icream–pretty basic
Owww! You are one tough cookie to continue working. Broken toe? My excuse to sit for the afternoon. Yeah, I know, the carpet cleaners coming. Whew. So little you can do for a broken toe, yet it hurts so bad.
Actually, with Ben and Jerry’s I can make a pint last 3 servings, maybe four. If I concentrate on the flavors, Ben and Jerry’s satisfies in fairly small doses.
And I’m no longer skinny, either. I wish my metabolism burned calories the way it did when I was 20.
I don’t do math.
Oh, oh….I just watched a bit on the misters computer, the one that works, the one that plays videos. Conan O’Brien’s show where William Shatner reads part of Palin’s quitspeech as poetry. With bongos.
This link might work:
http://www.tonightshowwithcona…..9/1139665/
No restraint wiht cookies in he house, will eat a whole box in a day. So I just dont buy them.
Broken TOE! Ouch!. My dad broke his toe walking in his drained swimming pool one morning..he thought it’d be a neat thing to do.
Impressive. (3 servings in a pint).
These days, I’m following a new, well-balanced eating plan and losing a little weight; smoothies almost every day – frozen fruit and yogurt. Pretty good – it’s working so far…mostly.
lisa i have a pint of that as well as the willie nelson peach cobbler and some karmal-sutra in the freezer. my 3 fav’s (can’t settle for just one)
now you tell me! :)
seems like i’ve always been more than just a little bit unbalanced. it’s nice to now i can have a temporary excuse.
(i’ve broken little toes 3 times before). the best time was dancing in joy in the wilderness in oregon on a backpacking trip. i was expressing my joy at the sun coming out after a week of clouds. i got to walk out of the wilderness at the speed the trees were growing at.
Who should have been prosecuted.
Instead, he was elected to the U.S. Senate.
i got to walk out of the wilderness at the speed the trees were growing at.
LOL. Nice turn of phrase, gw.
And the rest is fucking history!! And probably the reason George Sr fought in the Pacific theater and not in the European War!!
Me, too. I had to get my weight under some semblance of control. When I was 20 I was 90 lbs lighter than today (though about 20 lbs underweight).
Okay, folks. Here’s a tip. Put down the pipe and you won’t need to eat the whole pint in one sitting.
Just saying.
Just got in was at friend’s place providing food for other friends who are working on the first friend’s car. The guys working on the car are good people but really sucked in by Faux Noise. I had to avoid getting into an argument with them on health care. Some minds just will never be changed.
Oh man. I don’t even want to think about hiking with a broken little toe. Break one of the other three and you can strap it to an adjacent toe and things are okay.
I learned that when I was working on a land survey crew as summer help. A sledge head broke and landed on my left foot, I thought it broke the great toe. I strapped it to the neighboring toe and the crew chief offered to take me to the ER.
I passed until mid-afternoon, when I couldn’t handle the pain any more. I told the chief I couldn’t handle it any more, so he hauled me back to the depot. The accident had already been called in, and they told me to drive myself to the County hospital ER.
I got a bunch of X-rays and saw an ER doc, a radiologist and an orthopedic surgeon. “Good news and bad news. The good news is you broke your toe. The bad news is that you’ve done everything for yourself that we could do.”
I got sent home, and never did get a ’scrip for painkillers.
makes me wanna dance. i’m rockin’ the body. feet up. went and got the ice pack. thanks for the reminder. i had it on earlier then forgot about it.
hey, this video also has a woman licking an ice cream cone. fits right in with the theme.
‘night Dr. Dick. Be thinking about campaign slogans…
I’m just saying, the only times I ever ate a whole pint was when I was stoned.
I could probably find a pipe around here somewhere. In the very bottom of a drawer, but ain’t had anything to put in it, If It’s There, for a long, long time.
Ergo….Four bites worked for me tonight. *g*
god, i can eat a pint or even two if they’re in the house without no pipes involved. it’s the devil makes me do it.
past my bedtime. i’ll be saying goodnight now. play nice now.
That too! Now that I’m going to the gym 4 times a week and walking, I’ve become very conscious of the Portions. Don’t want to be counter-productive.
This boring girl is going to grab a book and hit the hay.
Kicks just keep getting harder to find. But, also, I’d like to live a bit longer.
Night Night Pups.
Well, I’m going to call it a night, folks.
This has helped me stick to the diet – dark chocolate not only allowed, but encouraged:
Best-for-Last Chocolate Mousse
I was skeptical, but it was gooooood. Almost as good as ice cream!
Uh-oh, looks like everyone is behaving themselves and heading off to bed. Guess I better do the same (and quit thinking about food!)
G’Night, Suzanne.
Thanks for the fun, Lisa. See you around. You’re a good ‘un.
Guess with all the Pups off to sleepy time the Late Late night will be lonely…..
G’nite, Suznne, LooHoo, nahant – we’ll leave you Left Coasters to the LLN fun.
I know it’s late, but watch out for the Roberts SCOTUS in October accepting a constitutional challenge to congress’ congratulatory resolution on Hawaii’s anniversary of admission to the union.
Some wars are more uncivil than others.
Bet it won’t shut ‘em up.