Wow! These are the best gift item ever–and they’re almost sold out! Printed on high quality Felix the Cat blotter paper, Psychedelic Republicans trading cards have fun facts like the spirit animal of each of the featured  24 GOP honchos. Dick Cheney’s? A naked mole rat.

That’s right – your world is finally complete! It’s amazing wacky fun time with all-new Psychedelic Republicans^TM trading cards! Collect them all, and gaze on in helpless, pupil-dilating wonder as your favorite C-SPAN stars morph into groovy explosions of technicolor quasi-fascism!

Geriatrics and children alike thrill to the wholesome mind-bending challenge of purchasing the entire collection! 

Maybe this explains the Birthers.