With apologies to the Rolling Stones

You’re the kind of person
You meet on certain GOP campaigns.
Center of a crowd, talking much too loud
Grabbing at the power reins.
Well, it seems to me that you have lied too much in too few years.
And though you’ve tried you just can’t hide
Your life is full of jeers.

You better stop
Look around
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes
Here comes your nineteenth ethics violation.

When you tweet
You act real sweet
But you’ve got a nasty side
You were always briefed with clear cheat sheets
But you couldn’t get facts right.
The party friends who supported you
Have left you in the lurch.
And some folks think you might not represent their church.

You better stop, look around
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes
Here comes your nineteenth ethics violation.

Oh, who’s to blame, Palin’s just insane.
Well nothing she does don’t seem to work,
It only seems to make matters worse. Oh please.

You were is still the gov
When you had that troub
With money and family
And despite the flags, you acted like
You were Teflon shiny bright.
In every speech
You tried so hard to wink away the doubts.
But after awhile we realized you were full of lies and pouts.

You better stop, look around
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes
Here comes your nineteenth ethics violation.
Here comes your nineteenth ethics violation.
Here comes your nineteenth ethics violation.