Donald Trump didn’t dump Carrie Prejean for violating pageant rules by posing topless in pink lace panties. The Donald announced Carrie P will stay miss California, that she and pageant officials have resolved their differences over lack of communication and Prejean’s avoidence of  pageant appearances while pimping for opposite marriage. The Donald also said that  he’d gladly have Perez back as a judge–despite Perez’s "agenda" and that Carrie’s viewpoint on same sex marriage is shared by the President and the Secretary of State.

Carrie blathered on about cultural firestorms and holding true to her values. And her nipple revealing shot in Bliss was taken two years ago–it was windy that’s why the forbidden zone showed up on film and she didn’t realize the camera was like, going off. And OMG she forgot about those topless shots taken when she was 17. What an airhead! She remembered it soon enough when she penned a note to TMZ, and they were taken by a friend and sent to agents–they were for an application not for publication…whatever story works

Basically Trump who owns the brand realizes the PR value of Carrie Prejean, despite her lying about the existence of semi-nude photos and breaking the contract, so he’s bending the rules to keep her. And The Donald managed hype his Miss USA and Miss Universe pageants as more relevant than Miss America.

Meanwhile, CNN Perez Hilton says he forgives Carrie and on CNN called her a simple girl and ignorant, at which point the CNN talking head called him a namecaller…

Like Donald says, can’t we all just get a long and make some money?